Xu Jingyan, a famous gay relationship blogger with over a million followers, is best known for the daily vlogs he posts with his younger, puppy-like boyfriend.
In the videos, energetic boyfriend Huo Du is always busy on his own: going for morning runs, doing housework, feeding Xu Jingyan, waking him up, and sneaking in a kiss from his beauty along the way.
Fans are obsessed with the couple, but they don't know Xu Jingyan and Huo Du have broken up.
Huo Du suddenly claims he's going abroad, dumps a dog on him, and asks him to take care of it.
Xu Jingyan curses through his tears: "You bastard! I'm not taking care of your dog!"
He looks down. The dog is sleek and handsome, nearly half his height. It paws at Xu Jingyan's knee and wags its tail at him, looking pitiful.
His account needs an excuse to rebrand anyway.
Xu Jingyan wipes away his tears, takes the dog by the leash, and heads home with a determined air.
The relationship blogger becomes a pet blogger.
Fans say: The couple broke up, but the dog is so handsome!
The dog's more energetic than his ex, and loves jumping on people. It's constantly clinging to him and begging for cuddles, until Xu Jingyan's back is about to give out.
But it licks Xu Jingyan's hand to wake him up, fetches takeout and his charging cable, and every night, crawls into bed to warm the covers before hopping back out.
Commenter A: They broke up, so where can I get a dog that's become a human?
Commenter B: Mom says she'll kick me out if I keep shipping this cursed CP.
Xu Jingyan closes the comments and stares at the dog in front of him, wagging its tail with a bowl in its mouth. He narrows his eyes.
Something's off. Very, very off.
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Huo Du, a big shot at the Bureau of Beast Management, retired years ago. After someone attacked him, he could barely hold his human form.
He had no choice but to make up a story and send his animal form to his wife's side.
He planned to recover completely before coming clean. Then one day, Xu Jingyan let out a startled cry from the bathroom.
Huo Du didn't have time to think. He rushed in.
Xu Jingyan looked at the man who'd barged through the door: animal ears, a muscular chest, and a fluffy tail.
He calmly got to his feet and folded his arms. "How come you look just like my ex-boyfriend, you dog?"
One late night, every netizen following Xu Jingyan received a livestream notification.
That familiar ex-husband was on screen again. Xu Jingyan was fast asleep in his arms, a deep bite mark visible on his bare shoulder.
Faced with the flood of comments, Huo Du grinned, baring sharp canine teeth. "Are we back together? Not yet, but he did let me into his room."
"Where's the dog? The dog's right here."
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How to Handle Picking Up an Evil God from Online Dating
The Evil God is about to break free of his seal, and everyone is on edge.
They say the Evil God is vicious, and one look into his eyes will make you vanish without a trace. Humanity has suffered terrible losses. Now that the Evil God has been sealed underground for a hundred years and is free again, won't he capture hundreds or thousands of people and torment them for revenge?
Everyone is talking about it, but He Yuxian doesn't care.
All he cares about is how to break up with his idiot online boyfriend.
Honestly, his boyfriend treats him well. He sends him money every week, keeps him company on the phone and coaxes him to sleep, and the occasional photo of his abs is packed with the goods. He's a rich, handsome, top-tier SSR.
But Qi Ye talks in such a weird way.
When He Yuxian complains that calculus is too hard, he replies, "It's too small for human eyes to detect. Large integrals are easier to find."
When He Yuxian asks whether dress pants or jeans look better, he replies, "That AK skirt you wore last time looked best."
When He Yuxian says he hates his roommate for using his things without permission, he replies, "If you don't like him, baby, should I make him disappear?"
No matter how much money he sends or how good his voice sounds, it's hard to call a chuunibyou idiot husband every day.
After getting one last big payout, He Yuxian decisively breaks up with him and blocks him.
He never sent a photo, so there's no way his boyfriend could track him down.
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The Evil God has emerged.
The authorities gather every expert to discuss how to deal with the Evil God's revenge.
In the most secure secret bunker, Qi Ye sits in the middle of the conference room, gripping the neck of the experts' leader. "I want a wife."
Everyone: "?"
A group of people in suits knocks on the door of a dormitory at A University.
"An important foreign guest is visiting the country. We need you to receive him."
He Yuxian, an ordinary college student who just woke up: "Huh? Me?"
Late one night.
The villa's tightly shut front door swings open. A young man wearing nothing but an oversized white shirt, his buttons done up wrong, takes a couple of steps before his legs give way.
Before he can hit the ground, a deep green serpent's tail shoots out of the villa and wraps around him, pulling him inside. "Why are you running, baby? Weren't you going to meet your husband in person?"
He Yuxian struggles against the massive serpent's tail wrapped around his entire body and screams in despair: "But you never said you had two!"
#That's not what they mean by receiving a foreign guest!
#How to Handle Your Online-Dating Ex Turning Out to Be the Evil God
Theme: Companionship is the longest-lasting declaration of love
Shou is miserable. First of all, in terms of family, his native family is very poor. His parents always use his failure in the college entrance examination to force Shou to take a path he doesn't want to take and join a group he doesn't want to join. Secondly, from Shou's perspective, he was rejected by his boyfriend. He suddenly went abroad and suddenly lost contact and even sent a dog. For those who have never raised a dog, suddenly there is a big dog in the house. The whole living habits will be disrupted (a golden retriever was parachuted into my house). Shou posted a video saying that he broke up, but he didn't show much comfort from others. Half of the traffic on the entire network is for watching dogs. What about Shou, don't you care? [Lie down] Shou took Gong to apply for a dog license. From Shou's perspective, the dog was lost in the blink of an eye, and he kept reflecting on what he had done badly. After Shou joined the group, he met someone he was annoying in the past, and Gong successfully misunderstood him. When Shou went out to walk the dog, Gong just rushed at him without caring about him and kept pulling him. It can be said that as a dog, Gong ran around on his own and made his owner worried. When walking the dog, he couldn't hold him back at all. Some of the most annoying buffs for dog owners have already been stacked up. Finally, Shou found out that Gong seemed to be on a "business trip", and started to reflect on how bad Gong was. Is Gong a bad guy? Will Shou ever have a peaceful life? I was so angry that I couldn't sleep in the middle of the night [Lie down]
Chastity is the best treasure for a man... And a dog [Comparison of Hearts]
I said that the rented house is only 1k2 a month, which is too cheap.
Okay, okay, you deserve to have a wife
Hahaha, is this monster transformed by Zeng Yi, or is it imitating Zeng Yi? [Changed]😆😆😆
It feels a bit like catching a mistress 🐶
Have you heard that someone changed everything in one day and bought a Maybach?
Author baby, you must keep writing!!!
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Haha, the author has included a text in the meme.