I Save the Demon Slayer Corps with Spoilers from On-Screen Comments

As the youngest disciple under Urokodaki, and the one with the least talent for Water Breathing,

Asakura Mio spent her days sunbathing, cheering on her senior brothers as they practiced, and sweet-talking her way out of trouble under her master's helpless gaze.

She was perfectly content with her lazy life.

Until, on the eve of her two senior brothers' Final Selection, strange lines of text suddenly flashed before her eyes:

"Rabbit!! Nooo!!! Is he really going to die right at the beginning?!"

"Hand Demon! I'll never forgive you!"

"Can't someone come save him? I don't want to watch Rabbit die all over again."

Asakura Mio: ...What?!

Her senior brother was going to die???

That night, she made the most rebellious decision of her life:

She gripped her Nichirin Blade and ran alone into the dark forest that had swallowed countless swordsmen, never looking back.

She successfully saved her senior brother.

But she soon discovered that this was only the beginning.

Because the strange bullet comments kept spoiling what was to come:

Someone would lose their mother, someone their sister, someone their older brother. Some would die at the brightest moment of their lives, while others would be trapped forever in the moment they regretted most...

And the names of countless people she didn't even know appeared one after another in those glaring lines of text, as if their fates were already set.

Asakura Mio was silent for a long time, then came to a conclusion:

If you're going to let me know what's coming in advance, don't blame me for playing dirty!

Starting at Mount Fujikasane, Sabito, the Shinazugawa family, Kanae, Kyojuro...

One by one, she wrested those who were meant to die from the grip of fate.

And the Demon Slayer Corps, which should have been forever surrounded by bloodshed and partings, gradually began to thrive.

Watching events become more and more ridiculous, Muzan finally crushed his teacup in rage.

"Why?! Why won't a single one of those damned people die?!"

#I used bullet-comment spoilers to save one person after another from tragic fates#

#But why do everyone's eyes look so strange as I keep saving them?##

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Everyone's favorite, all-pairings

Coming soon: When an Uchiha Descends Upon the World of Jujutsu

Blurb:

"Have you still not found out? Where on earth did this brat come from?!"

After the Nth failed plan, the higher-ups of the jujutsu world let out a cry of despair.

Uchiha Maki was an Uchiha who, through her own efforts, made all of Konoha truly understand what "when a kid gets quiet, they're definitely up to no good" means.

Her glorious achievements include, but are not limited to:

Using space-time ninjutsu to teleport homemade poisonous mushroom juice into her opponents' mouths, while insisting it was a new type of genjutsu.

Laying a series of traps at the Ninja Academy to improve her classmates' reflexes, causing Iruka-sensei to fall eight times in one week.

And the Hokage Rock, the famous sightseeing spot, also endured plenty of abuse...

So when this menace suddenly descended upon the world of jujutsu one day, the higher-ups' nightmare began.

A certain religious group inexplicably gets struck by lightning and wiped out?

Uchiha Maki: "Natural disaster."

Taking someone along as they vanish into thin air, then reappear just as mysteriously?

Uchiha Maki: "Domain Expansion."

And why can she get whatever she wants just by moving her hands?

No idea. It's a cursed technique, obviously. If that doesn't explain it, it's a binding vow. If I can't make anything up, it's an inherited family secret.

Worse still, she didn't just come here herself. Every so often, she would bring more people over!

The higher-ups, realizing in the middle of a meeting that they had started to think Uchiha Maki was a law-abiding good kid: ???!!!

Facing the jujutsu world, which had fallen into chaos thanks to her efforts, Uchiha Maki smiled with an innocent look.

"We're just perfectly ordinary ninjas~"

The people she'd terrorized: "Do you honestly think we'd believe that?!"

Then the Shibuya battle began. Uchiha Maki tilted her head up and stared at the familiar yet unfamiliar thing before her, falling silent for the first time.

Wait, why is the Divine Tree I lost back then growing here?!

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An alternate Fourth Great Ninja War timeline. Because the Divine Tree disappeared unexpectedly, the Fourth Great Ninja War was forced to stop, and some characters who died in the original story survive. Some characters, including Hashirama, also come back to life for special reasons.

A little Sasuke x Naruto. Maki was accidentally born from their Yin-Yang Release during the Fourth Great Ninja War.

Theme: Saving people from tragedy