How Is My Robot Husband Human?

Cold, cute, sickly, and indifferent bottom x controlling, mean-spirited, theatrical top

Lu Jin swears he's always treated his omega very well.

If he asks for a star, he won't give him the moon; if he asks for the sun, he won't give him a solar wind.

The problem is, in five years, Cheng Qile has never asked him for anything.

The Patek Philippe watch Lu Jin forcibly fastens onto his wrist ends up right back in the safe, untouched. The beautiful clothes he forces him into are immediately taken off and replaced with ordinary workday clothes.

Lu Jin turns to someone else's omega. "Honey, this bag is so pretty. Will you buy it for me?"

"Honey, honey, I love this food. Will you take me out to eat it?"

When he looks back at his own omega, Cheng Qile is giving him a puzzled look. "Are the quarterly reports looking good?"

What he means is: Do you have too much free time?

It's fine, Lu Jin thinks. I forgive him.

But before he can say so, Cheng Qile abruptly breaks up with him and quits his job, cutting off all contact with him in both work and life.

Later, Lu Jin asks him why. Cheng Qile says, "Because I don't like you."

Lu Jin finds that strange. He already knew that.

But if Cheng Qile didn't like him and still stayed for five years, why couldn't he stay for the rest of their lives?

*

Before quitting, Cheng Qile used the employee discount to buy one of the company's new robots.

It can be equipped with Alpha pheromones, can talk and move, is pretty strong, and looks handsome.

But once he starts using it, he realizes the robot they'd advertised as the greatest thing ever isn't all that great.

It keeps glitching, its moods swing wildly, and once it enters heat mode, it can't be switched off.

One day, Cheng Qile calls his ex-boyfriend and former boss and thinks for a moment before saying, "Redo it. It's too hard to use."

Lu Jin: "What part is hard to use?"

Never mind... I'll make do with it.

Cheng Qile plans to pick an auspicious day to hold a wedding with the robot and announce that he is embarking on the glorious path of human-machine love.

Then something unexpected happens.

Lu Jin says he wants to marry his older brother.

Not his biological brother, but his adoptive brother. Cheng Qile is the one who was adopted.

By all rights, he should be deeply grateful to the Cheng Family and offer the happy couple his most heartfelt blessings.

But he doesn't.

After Cheng Qile goes to great lengths to sabotage their engagement, Lu Jin tells him to make it up to him by becoming his wife.

*

After they get married, Lu Jin is like a completely different person.

He gives him neither stars nor the moon, let alone the sun, and is always making unreasonable demands.

For example: "You should learn how to be a good wife from other people."

Cheng Qile does his best to learn, even signing up for a class, but Lu Jin is still dissatisfied and keeps finding ways to torment him.

Sometimes he withholds his pheromones, sometimes he overwhelms him with them, and sometimes he takes his lover to the hotel where Cheng Qile works and gets a room, making Cheng Qile go upstairs to deliver condoms.

It's fine, Cheng Qile thinks. I forgive him.

Every time Lu Jin bullies him, Cheng Qile loses himself with the robot, heedless of heaven and earth.

When Lu Jin calls someone else his wife in front of him, Cheng Qile calls the robot his husband.

Until one day, his handsome husband says something it shouldn't have known.

Reader advisory:

1. Yes, this is a mutually exclusive relationship.

2. The bottom is sickly.

3. Lots of melodrama.

4. Both leads have unusual tastes.

5. The pace is slow at first.

Theme: Everything collapses and is rebuilt, and the one who rebuilds it is filled with joy.