
The Straight Guy Everyone Loves Crashes and Burns
直男万人迷翻车了
by Ling Xi Chu (铃汐楚)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 285k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 4mo ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Synopsis
Huo Ye is an utterly straight man, but he also happens to be a wickedly beautiful man with rich, dazzling features and a delicate, slender build, who knows how to use his looks to get away with murder.
He despises rich and powerful men, yet has to depend on them. When he shows his disgust and reluctant resignation, those men in high places only grow more feverish.
Those above him want to make him yield. Those below him beg for his pity. Those who love him hope he'll stay with them forever.
And if he won't, they provoke him, betray him, and defy him.
When Huo Ye punishes people, he likes to trap them with his legs. He thinks his prey are suffocating and terrified, repenting their sins in the depths of darkness.
Little does he know that the men caught between his plump thighs are overcome with joy, as if they'd been given rain after a drought, and would gladly suffocate right there.
Huo Ye: A wickedly beautiful, straight male seducer and bottom
Zhou Xubai: A younger, daddy-like, gloomy ghost of a top
Even if his wife flirts around outside and cheats on him, it still isn't his wife's fault. It's all because those other men seduced him.
World One is complete. World Two will be completed soon, with the whole manuscript written in advance. Please don't wait to binge it later~~~ (Anti-piracy protection is set to 30%.)
Author's Pick Story One: (Complete)
A fickle, jealous straight male seducer × a gloomy younger childhood friend with a fatherly streak
Huo Ye loathed his perfect, enviable childhood friend and would rather be thirty thousand yuan in debt than put up with Zhou Xubai's pestering.
To fill the hole in his finances, he moved between men, initiating flirtations but never taking responsibility.
But Huo Ye never expected to lose control. These men, now beyond his control, had clearly been lusting after him for a long time.
One made him wear a maid outfit and worshipped him like a god, only to turn around and profane him.
One made him wear a demure cheongsam and treated him like a flower tucked behind his ear, only to pluck and trample him with his own hands.
One saw him as an unfaithful wife and tried to control the rest of his life.
Author's Pick Story Two: (Full manuscript written)
An indulgent, easily bullied, married stay-at-home dad whose mind has been altered × his real ghostly husband and childhood friend
Everyone knows that Huo Ye is beautiful and widowed, and that he's weak and easy to bully.
His boss and coworkers covet him, and the livestream comments stare at him without restraint.
His dazzling, sensual face, his full, powerful thighs, and his bashful, flustered expressions are all captured on camera for people to fantasize about.
Huo Ye puts up with it all for the money.
But when he hides at home, he gets pinned down by a ghost in the middle of the night.
An ominous gaze is always fixed on him.
He's terrified of ghosts, anxious and on edge.
In this dangerous world, only his child can comfort him.
But a master tells him that his child isn't human either
Previously titled: They're All Coveting My Wife [Quick Transmigration]
Other worlds: Author's Pick stories are still in development.
Author's Pick stories: Starting from the second world, Huo Ye's memories of previous worlds will be sealed to preserve immersion.
1. The protagonist is very imperfect, extremely so. If anything makes you uncomfortable, stop reading. There's no need to tell me.
2. One-on-one, both sexually and emotionally exclusive. The minor tops will never go all the way.
Preview of my next novel: Top Alpha Ice-Beauty Runs Away While Pregnant. Please add it to your collection
A cool, beautiful, contrast-rich, universally adored bottom × a younger, scheming, extremely possessive adopted-son top. Secret identity and faked death story.
Everyone says that Lin Huo, the beta school doctor, is ordinary in every way except for his face.
But that face alone has students and teachers sighing on the forums every day: If only Lin Huo were an omega, then we'd definitely marry him and bring him home.
Lin Huo, a top-tier alpha, leaves the forum with a faint smile and unleashes his ability on the infected person in front of him.
In an instant, Lin Huo's short hair grows down to his ankles, and delicate pink flowers bloom all over his ice-cold, jade-skinned beauty of a body.
The infected person loses the ability to resist and has no time to show his amazement before his head falls to the ground.
After taking care of everything, Lin Huo leaves without a backward glance, carrying the little biscuits he'd timed perfectly in the oven.
He still has to go home and "feed" his clingy adopted son, who's in heat and famished.
His partner, left behind to clean up the mess, is speechless.
Damn, Lin Huo acts like a virtuous wife in front of Yu Beichen during the day, cooking and doing laundry while playing dad. At night, he kills without spilling blood, and still finds time to bake.
...Seriously, won't he end up with a split personality?!
Everyone who meets Yu Beichen laments that, despite all his diligence and hard work, he evolved into nothing but a low-grade alpha.
His heat is unstable, and when it flares up, it's difficult to control. He's nearly ended up behind the doors of the pheromone offenders' detention center.
Yu Beichen is no cause for pity. He actually evolved into an enigma at seventeen. His biggest reason for dutifully pretending to be a low-grade alpha is that he can take advantage of his heat to bully his adoptive father, Lin Huo.
After all, he's a low-grade alpha, a terrifying "beast" whose suppressants might fail, leaving him out of control in bed, and whom no omega would ever love.
Poor and pitiful, in dire need of his adoptive father's tenderness.
At eighteen, the Empire secretly assigned him to the Investigation Bureau. An escaped criminal who once shocked the Empire was planning to assassinate his biological father.
If he caught the criminal who had spent eighteen years committing crimes throughout the Empire with a special ability, he could get a promotion and a raise, and give his adoptive father a better life.
At his biological father's birthday banquet, he saw his usually aloof adoptive father standing with his long hair touching the ground, delicate pink flowers blooming all over him, and security guards scattered at his feet as if they'd been anesthetized.
Lin Huo stood backlit, looking coldly at him as if he were a stranger.
One of the assassination conspirators laughed and said, "Everyone who sees Lin Huo bloom ends up dead!"
So for the past eighteen years, he had been no more than a chess piece between Lin Huo's fingers.
If the elder was heartless, why should he show respect?
Yu Beichen used his domineering enigma pheromones to overwhelm the alpha who refused to submit, forcibly opening his limp reproductive passage and making the alpha's belly swell little by little.
Just as he was ready to forgive him, news came from the inner city that Lin Huo was dead.
Lin Huo is an alpha pretending to be a beta.
Yu Beichen is an enigma pretending to be an alpha.
A battle of wits between a scheming father and son.
I hate that you lied, but I hate even more that you didn't keep it up forever.
Their belts come off before their misunderstanding is cleared up. (Crossed out: misunderstanding. They love each other and deceive each other.)
Lin Huo is Yu Beichen's adoptive father (he raised him, but there was no formal adoption), as well as his godfather.
One-on-one, both sexually and emotionally exclusive, with forced relationships.
The bottom is universally adored.
The blurb may change, but the story itself won't.
Theme: Save yourself from adversity.
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Is Xiao Wu so useless...
Seeing this, I also fell in love with Huo Ye, who always does some charming things without knowing it.
This Qin will not be one of the attackers. .
Where is my big update~
It's super delicious. It tastes so good if you come a little late. Hahaha.
So lustful, so happy (Sage Time)
Enjoy it! I found a good article with no data, so I gave Baozi some advice. It was on the list last week, so why didn't it get added to my favorites?
It looks good. I love watching it. It tastes great!
I chased it all the way here, it smells like crabapple. I don't know if I have met Da Da before.
Good-looking, good-looking, good-looking! Why do so few people watch it?