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[Ancient fiction, crazy criticism x narcissistic little Phoenix]
In the twenty-sixth year of Yonghe, the gods paved the way with rays of light and sent the phoenix to be reincarnated into a merchant's home.
Logically speaking, Yu Yan's life script should be: Entering an official position at the age of ten, proclaiming himself emperor at twenty, riding a crane to the west at thirty, leaving a reputation as an emperor for eternity in the history books.
Unfortunately, something went wrong on the way to reincarnation.
——Nuwa devoted her whole life to squeezing his face, and when she reached his brain... She took a nap and forgot.
Yu Yan:6......
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Fortunately, God was merciful and finally gave Yu Yan a plug-in - his dream leads directly to the 21st century!
He only needs to sleep to see the high-temperature furnaces in the glass factory, the red molten steel in the metallurgical factory, and the latest patents on the doctoral students' computers.
But here's the bad news: People often don't remember all of their dreams.
There is even worse news: Yu Yan firmly believes that he has remembered it all!
Before he was ten years old, he told his mother the half-baked knowledge he had in his dream, and her mother was so frightened that she asked a monk to exorcise the evil spirits;
When his mother died of illness when he was ten years old, his half-brother took the opportunity to spread rumors that Yu Yan was a madman. After hearing it so much, his father actually believed it and left him to fend for himself from then on.
In this regard, Yu Yan's attitude was: What did you say? Forget it, it's not important, you look good today.
# Laugh to death, IQ is too low, does not support translation of Yin and Yang Weiqi#
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Lou Baichuan is truly the richest man in this dynasty and an abandoned son of the royal family.
He has looks, money, brains... And is even sicker.
He had enjoyed everything but felt that he was lacking in interest until he met Yu Yan.
There has never been such a person who made Lou Baichuan feel... Completely invisible.
The more unclear you are, the more you need to get to the bottom of it. When he dismantled Yu Yan from beginning to end, he suddenly discovered:
There is nothing underneath that beautiful skin.
Lou Baichuan: Since it is waste, why not just make it into a handheld toy for my entertainment.
Before he finished speaking, his feet were blown up by TNT, his waist was stabbed by fine steel, and finally the granary was filled with high-yielding crops.
At this time, everyone realized that Yu Yan was not a madman, but a real phoenix who could lay golden eggs!
Yu · New Richest Man · Yan (the version of building a pigsty with gold bricks and not raising pigs): I have told you a long time ago that Lou Baichuan is just my stepping stone!
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Those who want to see the famous scene of a little phoenix landing and becoming a grass chicken are exhausted. They gnashed their teeth and cursed Lou Baichuan's damn good luck!
But in fact: Lou Baichuan "imprinted" his left cheek on Yu Yan's right palm because he stepped on a leaf of the newly cultivated Qingwang grape...
Lou Baichuan, who was beaten: My wife's slap smells good!
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Everyone: So this is how you live your life! Then we can rest assured!
Small Theater
After Lou Baichuan ascended the throne, he finally figured out a truth:
You can never outwit a brainless person - because while you are playing chess, he is building blocks with chess pieces.
Yu Yan blinked and threw the chess piece: "Are you saying that I pretended to be a pig and ate the tiger?"
Lou Baichuan looked at his clear and almost blank eyes and completely accepted his fate: "Yan'er, you don't even bother to pretend to be a pig. You are really empty."
Demining:
1. Open your mind and make assumptions, please don't be too particular and be grateful.
2. Feelings belong to little idiots, don't look at them if you don't like them.
3. Because I want to accumulate collections, I will update the list before v, and update it every day after v! ! ! Save the children!
2026/1/7 (Screenshot taken)
Purpose: Family, country and world
