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Yu Yan is a man who no one can see through.
Because his face was a work of Nuwa showing off her skills, but her brain... Nuwa forgot to do it.
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He clearly has the best plug-in in the world - a dream that leads directly to the 21st century, but due to insufficient brain memory, he can only remember 1/2 of the content of the dream; and because the cerebellum signal is too weak, he mistakenly identifies the scene in the dream as a celestial palace. From then on, he firmly believes in the outrageous rumors that he is the "reincarnation of the Phoenix".
He told his father that vacuuming could keep the tea fresh. The father turned around and asked the servant to breathe into the tea pot. His cheeks cramped and the tea leaves still became moldy.
He told his brother-in-law that colored glaze can be obtained by heating natural glass to 1400°C. The brother-in-law couldn't understand "Celsius", and he couldn't find the glass veins. He devoted most of his fortune to refining two pieces of black charcoal.
If there were too many such things, Yu Yan would become a lunatic whom people in Pingchang Prefecture disliked.
Only he himself doesn't know yet.
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Lou Baichuan is the richest man in this dynasty and an abandoned son of the royal family.
He has looks, money, brains, and illness.
He had enjoyed everything but felt that he was lacking in interest until he met Yu Yan.
There has never been such a person who made Lou Baichuan feel... Extremely stupid.
He heard that Yu Yan had been kidnapped and taken to Pingkangli, so he went there disguised as a prostitute; he deliberately told his relatives and friends what happened in Pingkangli, trampling on the noble destiny that Yu Yan valued most; he also deliberately piled rare treasures in front of Yu Yan's eyes.
——Just to appreciate the ups and downs and the shocked expressions.
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After a while, Lou Baichuan got tired of playing and was ready to watch the famous scene of the little phoenix landing and turning into a grass chicken.
As a result, as soon as he walked to Yu Yan, he mistakenly stepped on a leaf of Qingwang Grape, and the left side of his face was printed on Yu Yan's palm.
Lou Baichuan looked at the hand that slapped him... But just wanted to pick it up and kiss it.
He finally understood that his life, heart, and money were all going to be completely ruined.
Small Theater
Recently, Yu Yan has become more and more aggressive
Just to plant grapes that I had never heard of, all the bamboo forests in the mansion were cut down!
He even cut up all the priceless imperial jade and distributed it to the neighbors, leaving none of it for Lou Baichuan.
This behavior is so abominable that even the servants can't stand it! They complained to Lou Baichuan, but before they could speak, they saw Lou Baichuan tilting his head slightly.
The delicate red marks from the slap on the face are clearly visible...
Servant: Got it! Pampered! You deserve to be beaten!
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Note: There is no sister, she is an actor invited by Gong
Shen Ye's lifelong goal is to pay off his mortgage.
Good news: You don't have to pay back the money.
Bad news: No one is alive...
Fortunately, after his rebirth, he proposed a new identity---the strongest commander in the galaxy.
Brother-in-law... Referred to as Guanxihu
I thought I could make waves by myself, but unexpectedly I was forcibly bound by a mountain!
Buzhou Shan: [Go and catch the guile, Zhou Zhou, you are hungry!
Shen Ye was confused: "Ah, me?"
After binding, Shen Ye discovered three things:
1. Buzhou Mountain is extremely timid, but plants that can drive away strange things can grow in the mountains.
2. Plants in this world are super expensive!
3. Plants can only grow on strange corpses...
Shen Ye, who is greedy for money but has zero combat power: ... God is playing tricks on me! ! !
Facing Bu Zhoushan who was chirping in his head all day long about being hungry, Shen Ye decided to hug his brother-in-law's thigh.
Shen Ye (pretending to be aggrieved): "Brother-in-law, they all say I'm a loser!"
Xie Songnian: "Don't worry, you are not."
Shen Ye: "You are truly a qualified brother-in-law! I will agree to this marriage!"
Xie Songnian: "I mean, where did you get your sister?"
Shen Ye:...? ? ?
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In the interstellar world of 3000 years, the strange fog is raging, the plants have lost their luster, and humans no longer have a place to live.
Once the modern cow horse Shen Ye traveled through, he was bound to Buzhou Mountain. The plants in the mountain shimmered brightly, and strange things could not be avoided.
Recently, rumors have been spreading:
When a god comes out of the fog, you can exchange a monster arm for a seed; if you collect all the monster's flesh and blood, you can even exchange it for a whole plant! It can keep a family safe for ten years!
Star People at the Beginning:
"What, the monster's stumps can be exchanged for life-saving plants? Sorry, this is the head, not the butt."
But then, things got a little weird.
Someone carries a sickle and walks into the darkness alone; the army cleverly sets a trap to trap a spider with a head and ten eyes.
"Spiders are a sustainable resource. After removing the legs and putting them back, they will grow again next time."
Shen Ye lying in Chaojue Villa: Monster corpse? No more! Still need plants? Take your money and buy it! ! !
#Just seek glory and wealth, not a trace of true love#
But who would have thought that the next day he would be the top trending search topic on Star. Com.
[The Supreme Commander of the Interstellar, why is he stealing strange corpses overnight!
In this regard, Xie Jiajun said,
[The netizens are really lenient. Their boss is chasing Zheng Huan, hugging the beauty, and has three thousand members.
Xie Songnian × Shen Ye
2025/10.11
Intention: Man can conquer nature
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