[Blow up the school × Big shot returns to the beginner's village × Comeback]
A brooding, desperate-to-marry peacock top × a thrill-seeking, smiling snake who doesn't value his own life bottom (both virgins)
Zhishan High is a pre-reincarnation reform academy dedicated to rebuilding good character through practical experience. It has four thousand school rules, and every single one is absurd.
Example: No objects allowed on desks.
Example: No one allowed on dormitory beds.
Example: No trash allowed in trash cans.
In one exam instance, Jiang Mi had barely entered the school before he was lying on a dormitory bed. His task said he couldn't take out the trash or tidy his desk.
Jiang Mi: "...^^"
The thing Jiang Mi hated most in life was being coerced.
If you can't put anything on a desk, why have desks at all?
If no one can be on a dormitory bed, a corpse doesn't count as a person, right?
If trash can't go in a trash can, a human brain isn't trash, right?
Thinking this, Jiang Mi set the school ablaze, turning it into one big, soft "bed." Densely packed headless monsters slept peacefully on top of it.
*
Have you heard?
A freak has appeared among the new students!
He treats the school rules like a checklist, with a steel baton in his left hand and the truth in his right. He mouths off to fellow examinees and kicks teachers. Every exam he passes has to be retaken from scratch.
His style, his methods, they're exactly like that missing upperclassman who used to haunt the forums two years ago. The one rumored to have kept a giant crocodile in the dorm, put pesticides in a drone to make it rain, and stuffed hundreds of tiny bombs into dolls as a birthday present for the principal.
The examinees went wild.
Who knows how much suffering that upperclassman put them through!
He was only at the school for a year, but he made the rules swell from three thousand to four thousand!
Four! Thousand! Rules!
The examinees: (eyes closed) The last demon child just fell, and now another one's been born?
At first, everyone thought this was just another examinee who'd heard about the upperclassman's legendary exploits and was trying to imitate him. They all gleefully waited for him to crash and burn, just like his predecessor.
Luo Suo thought so too.
He couldn't understand why everyone was watching his beloved, imitating his beloved, and trying to replace his beloved.
As if they could ever compare!!!
Luo Suo charged into the new student's exam, murderous intent pouring off him, ready to eliminate this disgusting imitator.
Then the new student turned around, and Luo Suo saw the face he'd been longing for.
"..." Luo Suo silently put away his giant scythe and slapped himself.
"Smack!"
Damn, that hurt?
He wasn't dreaming!
His beloved had come back!!!
Luo Suo rushed forward like a madman, trying to throw his arms around Jiang Mi, but Jiang Mi kicked him away with lightning speed.
Luo Suo rolled across the floor, his face bruised and swollen.
"Darling, do you want a boyfriend? ꒰꒦ິᯅ o̴̶̷̤ ꒱♡"
Jiang Mi: "? What lunatic is this? Get lost. ^^"
#If you can't put trash in the trash can, what are you supposed to put in it?
#Every ridiculous school rule has a ridiculous story behind it
#That mysterious man has returned!
Note 1: This is a fictional unlimited-flow story. It has a BL/GL side couple, but they don't get much page time in the main story. I'll write a separate bonus chapter for them.
Note 2: Any comments that are unpleasant or disrupt the reading experience will be deleted.
First version of blurb written on December 22, 2025
Latest update on July 24, 2026, both versions screenshotted
Premise: Keep a kind heart, but also find the courage to say no
