Shen Li transmigrated into the cultivation world as the widely acclaimed aloof beauty, only to get saddled with a lousy System that would kill him if he had no internet.
To stay alive (and get online), he resolutely went to the demon realm for a political marriage, seeking out the only source of 6G signal: the Demon Lord Yin Ruhui.
The sect wept: "Senior Brother Shen is willing to sacrifice himself to the demons for all living beings! What great righteousness!"
Shen Li: "Stop crying and get me there already. My daily sign-in is about to expire."
From the Demon Lord's perspective (excerpt from The Secret Diary of Yin Ruhui)
Day 1: Immortal sect disciples are all hypocrites. Shen Li is the worst of them. He must die.
Day 5: He actually hurt himself absorbing baleful energy for this lord? Hah, just a ploy to gain sympathy.
Day 15: He hurt himself again. He knows he'll die, yet he still tries to stop me. Pathetically stupid.
Day 65: He stayed up all night in the cold to guard me while I was in seclusion. His health is so poor. He must have been in love with me for ages.
Day 200: He stared at me all night, his gaze infatuated. I've made up my mind. Once I rule the Three Realms, I'll offer him the world as his bride-price.
I've already put down my killing blade for him. Why won't he say he loves me?
After enduring an overload of baleful energy for too long, Shen Li's body finally gave out. Right in front of Yin Ruhui, he staged a dramatic fake death, while cheering inside: "Account deleted. Starting over with a new one!"
Seven years later, Shen Li was using a different secret identity to gossip by the roadside when he accidentally ran into Yin Ruhui, who had gone mad searching for him. Shen Li tried to run, but a long-forgotten notification rang in his mind:
[Beep! SSS-Rank signal source detected: Yin Ruhui!]
[Automatically reconnecting you to: Yin Ruhui's personal hotspot]
[Contact name: The love of your life]
Shen Li: ??? System, you're ruining my life!!
Yin Ruhui clamped a hand around his wrist, his eyes crazed. "A-Li, how long are you going to keep hiding from me?"
[Reading Guide]
1. A seemingly aloof, beautiful, strong, and tragic top x a Demon Lord who overthinks and convinces himself of everything. One-on-one, exclusive to each other in body and heart, happy ending, equally matched.
2. The protagonist is the top! A sickly beauty top! His body is already badly damaged from the start, with all kinds of frail-health debuffs. Fake physical angst, no emotional angst. High-attack glass cannon.
A lighthearted comedy. Best read without overthinking. Many original settings; the cultivation-world rules are all made up, so no prior knowledge is needed.
Theme: Love and redemption
Hahahahaha, let the demon king know that Li'er is entangled with the fake Pei Mozhi in the fantasy world and his jealousy will explode again.
The new cover is so cute. [Covering face and peeking]
The cover has been changed, beautiful Lier😣
It's not him who fucks you day and night, it's you who fucks you day and night, right? [Caigou]
Damn you for treating the savior like this [angry]
As I relive it, it's a bit like the expressions "I'm back from fooling around" and "I'm back from picking up trash" hahahahaha
Don't stop us from making friends with Li Bao, big devil.
The bad hands will return to winter, doctor!
Xiaoli doesn't really care about his future husband🌈
Ahhhh, who is this familiar voice! Is it all an illusion?