A Connoisseur’s Guide to Pure, Pretty Boys

Also known as The Pretty Little Pottery Workshop for All Kinds of Cups (referring to the gong)

Scum gong leads are everywhere in angsty novels, each one vile in a different way.

Some seize what they want by force, some abandon their lovers after seducing them, and some are consumed by greed.

Domineering, self-centered, and unscrupulous: these are their defining traits.

The protagonist shou is abused in body and spirit. Once his heart turns to ash, he flees to a distant land, but in the end, he can only be forced by those in power to spend his life with the scum gong.

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[The scum gongs will all get the endings best suited to them.]

Arc One: The domineering, possessive playboy scum gong

[Cold, gloomy househusband gong x carefree, flirtatious rabid-dog shou]

The scum gong wakes from a drunken stupor, sees the chains around his limbs, and falls into deep thought. He glares darkly toward the door

Why is it him?

The protagonist shou's childhood friend. The two have always loathed each other.

In the midst of their standoff, they end up in bed together.

The unrestrained stray dog lies low at the right moment to suppress his body's reactions, playing nice with others.

Until one day, he truly glimpses the key to his life in those damp eyes.

The stray dog carefully draws him onto his now-prominent belly, strokes his long hair, and says, “Baby, big brother was wrong. Forgive me.”

Arc Two: The fair-minded, fickle scum gong who abandons his lover

[Controlling, nasty snake demon gong x aloof, clingy immortal venerable shou]

A snake demon finds a human with no past in a desolate abyss where not a blade of grass grows.

He teaches him to read and speak, to catch fish and hunt birds, and to cultivate and practice the sword.

He teaches him the pleasures of the bed.

This human is his possession, sculpted stroke by stroke with his own hands.

Until one day, the human avoids his touch.

The System's arrival tells him the truth:

The cold and heartless Daoist sovereign of the immortal sect entered the Mirror of Rebirth in person to cleanse his three hun and seven po, hoping to break through his bottleneck and reach the Ninth Heaven. He leapt down from the celestial realm. After the System interfered, the immortal venerable who was supposed to undergo a trial of love in the mortal world fell into his lair.

Once his memories return, the immortal venerable will never fool around with a demon from the abyss.

The snake demon personally washes away his own marks and scent from the immortal venerable, then storms into the celestial realm alone and casts him into the Xuantian Dao Pavilion without a backward glance.

But the immortal venerable grabs his hem and refuses to let go. “Master, don't throw me away.”

Arc Three: The domineering, powerful patron scum gong

[Self-recommended movie emperor gong x feudal patriarch patron shou]

Arc Four: The greedy, money-loving scum gong

[Edgy male streamer gong x big-spending top donor shou]

Arc Five: To be decided

Theme: At the end of the road, there will always be gentleness and moonlight.