[Adapted from real events, with some artistic license. The people involved have given their consent. This is just a trope-filled story, so please don't flame me if it's not your thing.]
Tu Youran, who had been playing Genshin Impact for years, saw a video of an old-timer reincarnated into the game and let her dark side take over!
Tu Youran: Old-timer reincarnated! Pretending to be a newbie to trick veteran players!
As a veteran herself, she speedran to Level 16 in a single day! Her record is there for all to see! She finally unlocked the ability to play co-op!
When the first big shot entered her world, strange things began to happen!
On the first day, they just chatted normally. But on the second day?
Big shot: Want me to take you around to find some chests?
Tu Youran: Sure, sure!
Wait, what? This isn't how the script goes! Why are all these chests covered in hearts?
Tu Youran stared at the big shot, who kept checking in with her on wx, and was instantly lost.
Tu Youran: Isn't the script for a lifelong singleton supposed to go differently? Who swapped out my forever-single script for Love and Teyvat?
After finally dealing with her admirers, Tu Youran decided that even if she kept pretending to be a newbie, she should focus on collecting Primogems. Then a second big shot appeared!
Wait! Why is this Love and Teyvat again? Shouldn't it be Grinding and Artifacts?
Tu Youran: What do I do if my Genshin Impact alt account is actually a succubus?
Theme: It's only human nature
