Wake Up, Your Bestie Got Back Together with That Guy Again!

[Written after the author was driven mad by a friend. Entirely fictional, so don't assume it's about you.]

Kappa, "stomach-nourishing bro," PUA enthusiast, a creature incapable of not showing off;

Mommy's good boy, family-trauma survivor, split-the-bill believer, degree-obsessed elitist...

Your name is He Guanxian.

Those shining labels above are no joke.

Overnight, they suddenly appeared on the foreheads of your best friends' boyfriends.

Yes, you've awakened the "Best Friend's Boyfriend Assessment System."

Your best friend B fell in love at first sight and found herself a keeper, only to discover that her boyfriend has had a secret first love all along;

Your best friend A has been dating her boyfriend since middle school, only to learn he's a total mama's boy;

That aloof senior isn't aloof at all. He's just got a weak stomach;

And the one in a long-distance relationship, hold on, your boyfriend is a citizen of the world. PDFs are about to be flying everywhere.

"He doesn't not love me. I looked it up, and he's just avoidantly attached."

"I had someone read the cards. The tarot reader said the spread shows he knows he was wrong."

"Darling, he's really not ugly, he just doesn't photograph well, and he doesn't wash his face much."

[System Notification]

[Your task is to judge whether your best friends' relationships should continue, then either "break them up" or "reconcile them": break up the couples who should break up, and reunite the couples who should get back together.]

[The System's labels are only warnings about potential red flags. They don't mean the couple is completely doomed.]

"For every couple you judge correctly, you'll receive a random reward. For every couple you judge incorrectly, you'll receive a random punishment."

Enjoy your experience!

The following are the author's disclaimers and content warnings:

1. The story is lighthearted, silly, cheerful, and dedicated to taking down scumbags, but it includes some plotlines about [best friends being blind to red flags], [best friends being hopeless romantics], [best friends being stubborn], and [best friends being unable to move on or let go].

2. The female lead is cool on the outside and warm-hearted, and loves to make sarcastic comments. There's a male lead, but he's barely visible. Happy ending, with an enormous, joyous group finale.

3. The author isn't against heterosexuality, only hopeless romanticism. This work has no real-world significance; the author is a chaotic-evil fun-seeker.

4. I dedicate this story to my best friend, who swore three months ago that she'd cut off contact with her ex, but is still caught in a passionate, tragic love affair with him to this day. Note, however, that no character in this story is based on anyone in particular. Inspiration can come from anything seen online or in real life, so don't speculate about my life or experiences.

Theme: Protecting your best friends is everyone's responsibility.