Please Don't Flirt in the F1 Paddock

(The Silverstone copywriter has been recycled) (The current progress is 2022/2025, making great strides towards the annual championship) 2021 British Silverstone Grand Prix, first lap, old pit straight, bustling with people "Moretti is in the lead, Verstappen and Hamilton are close behind!" "Hamilton moved inside to try to overtake, and Moretti entered the corner first!" "Crash!" "Three cars! Collision at Copus! And Verstappen and Hamilton are still on the track, and the battle for the annual championship continues! God, it's unbelievable, What has Moretti done?!" After the race, Verstappen, who unfortunately won the podium, looked at the dark camera with an expressionless face. "Yeah... He is absolutely crazy." ————Formal copywriting dividing line—————— In F1, drivers on the field are busy taming their cars while squeezing their opponents off the track, not forgetting to yell "no f**king space" on the team radio. Off the field, the teams are busy monitoring all other opponents' channels to identify the real ones and fake ones, thinking deeply while watching the track conditions, and providing the best strategies to their own drivers as soon as they come up with ideas. The employees are always flirting with other teams. Today I went to your house, you went to his house, and he came to my house. They are all a family in the paddock. Since we are a family, the aerodynamic design and the black technology of thermal expansion and contraction are all available, what? If you want to complain to the FIA ​​that it is unfair, does the FIA ​​know how to write fairness? Safety first, friendship second, and competition third. French driver Raphael Moretti, who adheres to this principle, is a breath of fresh air in the paddock. In his first year when others were torpedoes, he set a shocking record of zero accidents as a rookie. Once he got into the cockpit, he put the safety of his opponents and the car more seriously than anything else. Sky Sports once commented on Rafael's driving style: "He is almost like openly flirting on the track." If the appearance of No. 33 In the rearview mirror is a thriller full of dangers, then the appearance of No. 96 Means that you can enjoy this adrenaline-filled attack and defense battle that tests each other and walks on the edge of the cliff. The wheel-to-wheel distance is always maintained at the extreme limit, and the driver accurately predicts how to escape from the chaos of the car formation, and tries his best to stop the loss when the car loses control. Faced with the team's fainting tactics, he laughed it off and in turn comforted the team, expressing his full trust in the team's decisions more than once. And when Rafael once again missed the race championship in order to avoid a track accident, and was asked in the post-race interview how he dealt with negative emotions, the driver who always gave face to the media smiled and said nothing. Sitting in the middle, Verstappen, the points winner, rolled his eyes and said: "Alcohol, violence and..." He paused and said in a teasing tone, "Sports? Which one do you think it is?" Russell, who was enjoying the podium at the side, didn't take it too seriously when watching the show. He picked up the microphone and prolonged the pronunciation of each word: "As he says, we work out e-v-e-r-y d-a-y." Rookie period review "A driver like this with no desire to win or passion can only survive in the paddock for two years, and he comes with his own sponsorship to experience the life of old money. Oh, his $ugar daddy really spends money like water." "If you don't understand how to fire wheel-to-wheel, there is always no smell of gunpowder. If you change the tower cannon, the old man will have pushed it out for you." "Everything in the game footage is boring when it comes to his perspective. There is only one face left to see. Change your career as soon as possible, kid." Later comments "Drivers are rushing to be his teammate, and people in the paddock are jumping to his team one after another. Is this the heartthrob of the paddock?" "I saw that you were about to get out of control, so I politely gave you a break. Do you really think you are awesome? Isn't it just a matter of minutes to overtake you?" "Every official FIA event must have Moretti, who always stands in the C position. Who says he is just the prince of Porsche? I think the FIA also wants to tie him to F1 for the rest of his life." "Who knows? Phil is so pitiful that everyone will regard him as an adulterer as soon as he comes to work. Sooner or later, his private life will be exposed. Who did he work out with today? It's so hard to guess, hehe." The collision is a matter of millimeters, the overall situation changes in an instant, be careful and make decisive decisions, risk everything to reach the top of the battle, WELCOME to Formula 1. Paddock's Transparent Radio today: Uh-huh, radio check? Hello fellow car fans! What, not loud and clear at all? That's right, today I'm going to keep my voice low and tell you a little secret that only this transparent person can see~ As we all know, the paddock, which has just introduced a close contact management system, issued a notice the day before yesterday stating that all employees of the Porsche team and all relevant personnel who have come into contact with the Porsche team without protective measures within 14 days have become close contacts and need to be tested for a continuous week. The strange thing is that in today's pre-race interview session, several drivers who were kept in strict isolation for 24 hours by the team revealed that they had been tested! Please note that they are from Red Bull, Mercedes, McLaren, and of course Ferrari. The poor Ferrari is full of debuff effects. Let us first mourn the misfortune of the Iron Buddha Temple for 1 second... Anyway, we are a family in the paddock but not to the extent that we hang out together every day. How did the drivers become such a close contact by chance? According to reliable information from netplix photographers, when the inspectors knocked on the door of a certain Prancing Horse team driver's RV this morning, what came out after a sudden commotion was not him... As for which driver was knocked on the door and which unexpected face appeared behind the door, smart car fans have guessed it (^_~) Reading guide: 1. This article is also called "From a racing driver to a big star in the paddock". The protagonist is charming and has a slight skin hunger syndrome. He is neither scum nor cheap but is merciful. Therefore, there are many emotional lines. 1V1 in different time periods. The ending will not have a royal palace. He is taking a really chaotic route in the European and American circles, and there are frictions on and off the court. 2. Never substitute reality, never substitute reality, never substitute reality! ! 3. Competition rules and historical events are subject to current review. Please forgive me for any discrepancies. 4. 5. Brain storage, please give your brain time to relax and have fun. It is everyone's responsibility to take care of your brain. 6. About Phil's personal logo: The initials of his name are composed of R and M. The left side of the logo is a mirrored R, the right side is a horizontal M, and the car number 96 is integrated into the figure 8. 7. A non-typical cool article. If you want to watch the championship without difficulty, please swipe right to exit. Intention: When everyone adds firewood, the flames will rise