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A colossal shadow appears above Blue Star, and the bizarre descends. Zhang Jue binds herself to a house of oddities with the peculiar rule, "If you're not sick, get up and take a few steps."
As the head of the household, she has neither a food storehouse nor weapons. From the start, all she has is one irritable "patient."
Zhang Jue uses the family-head's gun to treat her patients. She doesn't care whether they recover, only that they make it out safely. As long as she can safely hand over the house of oddities and the patients it takes in to the Eastern Dragon Nation, she'll be free to leave home and live her own life.
Zhang Jue tears up the parenting handbook and does everything it forbids:
She beats and reforms her deranged patients; when the house has no food or land, she goes out and takes some; when there aren't enough tenants, she talks people into moving in; when food runs short, she carves meat from her enemies' legs...
In short, as long as the patients behave and set off in good spirits, they can all make it home safe and sound!
Some time later, a mysterious house of oddities travels from west to east, filled with eerie versions of Xiao Qian, the sea serpent Xiao Qing, the wild party girl Daji, and more...
For the New Year, Zhang Jue takes a calligraphy brush and writes boldly across the door of "If You're Not Sick, Get Up and Take a Few Steps": The Eastern Dragon tramples the beasts of the West; spiritual beauty triumphs over Cthulhu.
Notes:
1. The eerie versions of Xiao Qian, Xiao Qing, Daji, and the others are just names, with no connection to the original works.
2. The male lead is just background scenery.
3. Includes management, combat, and exploration.
Theme: Look up at the stars in times of hardship
