A Silly Little Snake, Yet Everyone Loves Her

A straightforward, adorably clueless heroine who can't understand what they're saying, but figures it's only natural they'd fall for her x male leads who are full of schemes, but lose all their cunning around her Nonhuman heroine / everyone falls for her / 1v6 / It's fine to be a little silly, too / If you really think I'm an idiot, you're in trouble! * Wu You is a god in a remote Miao village deep in the mountains. At eighteen, she left the mountains for the first time because someone had stolen her gu. She decided to find the thief, and eat him as food. Life in the big city is wonderful! The little mountain god was dazzled by everything. The people here were so pretty, and they spoke so nicely! But it seemed more than one man had stolen her gu. Wu You gave it some serious thought with her simple mind, then decided to try them all. Not knowing the rules of the big city, Wu You cautiously approached a man and politely asked, “Can I smell you?” The man was gentle and refined. He tilted his head to bare his neck. “It would be my pleasure.” Wu You blinked. Wu You was puzzled. Wu You marveled, “City people are so generous.” Unable to make sense of people's complicated words, Wu You followed a man carefully and shyly asked, “Can I take a bite?” The man remained composed. He took off his jacket, rolled up his sleeves, and slowly unbuttoned his collar with his long fingers. “Here, or back at my place?” Wu You blinked. Wu You was moved. Wu You marveled again, “City people are so generous!” But people in the city seemed to have a different way of eating... Just as Wu You started to feel that something was off and tried to stop, he kissed the edge of her ear and coaxed her gently, “Does it hurt?” “Or does it feel too good?” Every time, Wu You was left dazed and confused, while the man made her promise, “You can only love me, Wu You.” Wu You wanted to come clean, too, but whether it was the steady CEO or the fragile puppy, each one seemed to need love so badly. So she could only keep digging herself deeper. “Y-yes... you're the only one.” But one day, her clumsy lies were finally exposed. Wu You had said she was staying home, but she was caught holding hands with someone else in the street. A frowned and asked, “Who is he?” B only needed a second before raising their joined hands and arching an eyebrow. “Who do you think?” Wu You sensed something was wrong and tried to back away, but when she turned around, she ran into C. “Careful,” the man behind her said, steadying her. “Baby, lying is a bad habit.” At the same time, her phone rang. She answered, and D, sitting in a cafe, winked at her. “Need me to rescue you, A-You?” It didn't matter if it was all a misunderstanding. It didn't matter if they'd never been loved before. They'd already been drawn in, and none of them was willing to let go. Some played the victim and begged for sympathy. Some joined forces to catch her, helplessly. Some pretended to be a warm, safe haven, holding Wu You and telling her it was all right, that she was safe with them. While holding her tenderly, they hid their dark, unfathomable gazes: If only that pack of worthless trash would just die quietly, without getting in the way of my wedding to Wu You. Wu You had no idea she was in danger. “A fried chicken place just opened downstairs.” She nudged his chin with her head. “Let's go eat.” Notes: 1. Includes a little Miao-inspired worldbuilding, along with a lot of made-up details. 2. The heroine is a silly, sweet, innocent little snake: sweet but tough, and unaware of how adorable she is. She has a slight nonhuman feel. From time to time, she wants to eat things she shouldn't, but she doesn't eat a single human in this story. 3. 1v6, all the male leads are virgins, open ending. A large part of the story follows each male lead as he falls in love. [Archived 2025.12.31] Completed novel, "The Love Triangle? A Piece of Cake": “Hello, officer? Yes, we've got a man-eating demon here. No worries, it's just one man-eating demon. Wait, I just remembered there are a few lovesick idiots here, too. Maybe you should send someone to exorcise them. That one? That's my wife. What? Why are you talking nonsense? Do we have to be married or dating for her to be my wife?” Coming soon, "The Dating Sim Is Falling Apart": Written as lovesick, read as unhinged. “What? My husband is a pervert? That's a horrible thing to say!” Coming soon, "Troy Has Decided to Die": This is a personal revenge, not a question of justice. The world is going to explode sooner or later. I'm just inviting you to watch the fireworks a little early. Coming soon, "A Lover's Guide to Murder": There is only one throne at the end of the world. Rivals-to-lovers / high-IQ mastermind. “Love me. Come be my food.” Theme: Love yourself first, then love others