Xia Shi'an was an utterly ordinary college student. The only unusual thing about her was that every time she pulled on a gacha banner, she hit hard pity. She was the unluckiest of the unlucky: no amount of luck could help her, and no amount of money could change her fate.
Then one day, she transmigrated.
“Consort Zhao, it's a little princess.”
Still half-asleep, Xia Shi'an thought she was dreaming, until she heard a weak, hoarse female voice say, “Not a princess, a prince. Listen carefully: the baby born today is a prince!”
Xia Shi'an: !!!
Wait, Mom, what are you doing?!
Isn't this a crime that gets your entire clan executed?!
Then a mechanical voice sounded.
“Congratulations, Host, you've bound the Everything Gacha System!”
Xia Shi'an: ???
Me?
I transmigrated?
A gacha System?
An unlucky person bound to a gacha System?
And I was dressed as a boy from the moment I arrived?
Hahahahahahahahaha.
Just hurry up and let the world end.
Hahahahahahahahaha.
The Everything Gacha System No. 001, which could hear its Host's thoughts: Is its Host so happy that she's gone crazy?
It wasn't until 001 saw its beloved Host draw a pile of N cards that it wondered how she could pull so many N cards from a pool packed with R, SR, SSR, and even SP cards.
Thinking the System was malfunctioning, 001 submitted a maintenance request to headquarters.
A minute later, it was rejected, with Xia Shi'an's past gacha records attached.
001 was instantly overwhelmed by the flood of data.
It seemed it really had bound the wrong person...
Many years later, the System looked at the pile of N and R cards in her hands, along with a few rare SRs and SSRs and only a handful of SPs, and asked, “Host, how did you manage to rise to the top with this pile of junk?”
Zhao Shi'an picked up a pen, twirled it with a false air of ease, and said in a solemn voice, “I guess I'm just bad at it, but I can't stop.”
If I hit hard pity enough times, I'm bound to get my beloved SP eventually!
Since this author has started working, and it's a pretty demanding job, updates will be weekly. At least one update a week, or 7,000 characters.
Theme: Just live your life well
