[DC] Bat-Star Brings Good Fortune to Yun Miaozhen

Yun Miaozhen, a famous (?) Chinese international student at Gotham University.

With her signature "unorthodox cooking" and a smile full of "pure, innocent stupidity," she has secured the crown of most popular student in Gotham University's exceptionally talented international student community.

She thinks she's starring in The Gourmet International Student.

Until one day, she gets kidnapped.

Her kidnapper is Poison Ivy.

Facing the unhinged Harley Quinn, Yun Miaozhen blinks her big, watery puppy-dog eyes and blurts out some broken English: "You are a swan, he is a frog, abandon him!"

Poison Ivy: "?!!!!"

Harley Quinn: "...?"

Her passive skill [Fortune Favors the Lucky] activates.

Harley Quinn starts seriously pondering philosophy and life, and wondering if she should get a new boyfriend.

Later, Batman realizes that this seemingly frail, windblown little East Asian student has a truly bizarre style.

She can comfort Red Hood with the old saying, "A knight who practices martial arts breaks the law."

She can leave Lex's CPU overloaded by arguing that "God should serve the people."

And during a serious online meeting between heroes and villains, she can use the six arts of internet slang, "classic, filial, anxious, clam, win," to completely break the villains' spirits.

Damian Wayne, heir to the League of Assassins, Batman's best Robin, Superboy's best friend, the Teen Titans' actual leader, little lord of the Wayne family, Damian Wayne, who has too many titles to fit here, is ordered to "deal with" this variable.

Instead, he finds her playing mahjong all night, busy hanging quilts out to dry on the grass outside her apartment, while the aroma of century egg and pork congee from her rice cooker wafts for miles.

Damian keeps a cold expression, though the tips of his ears turn red. He seems to be weighing a momentous decision before uttering the word that, in his worldview, symbolizes ultimate control and protection:

"From today onward, I will ensure your discipline and safety as your 'father.'"

Yun Miaozhen has been slurping noodles and scrolling on her phone. At his words, she jerks her head up, eyes lighting up as if she has just heard the best news ever.

"What? You wanna be my old man?! That's awesome!!!"

She immediately puts her phone down, her face blooming into a radiant, expectant smile. In a crisp Sichuan accent with a hint of coquettishness, she calls out:

"Damian Daddy~! Perfect, I'm hungry! It's almost mealtime. Go fry up a couple of dishes for me in the kitchen! I'm not picky, at least one meat dish and one vegetable dish, plus soup! Otherwise there's nowhere to put my chopsticks!"

Reading guide and inter-universe disclaimer:

1. Couple: Damian Wayne x Yun Miaozhen (age adjustment, older woman-younger man romance, happy ending).

2. The heroine is literally a "lucky star," with maximum passive good luck, but at heart she's an optimist with Chinese wisdom.

3. Comedy and seriousness in equal measure, food and martial arts in the same story. Lots of Chinese-style thinking used to beat up (?) the logic of Western comic villains.

4. The author's mental state is fine. I just love promoting Chinese "peace (nuclear peace)" culture in the DC universe.

5. Possible warnings: political discussions, cultural promotion, coddled international student fiction, scrambled timelines, stereotypical fanfic characterizations, and an author who writes whatever comes to mind

My upcoming novel: [Prince of Tennis] I Have to Work Hard for Ten Thousand Days. I'm Going Back to Todai

Ming Baozhu, former understudy to the lead dancer of a national-level troupe at Todai, opens her eyes to find herself an international student in Japan.

To survive, she takes the jewelry her mother left her and, on a rainy, icy night in Tokyo, seeks refuge with the young master of the Atobe family. Then the Hyotei fan club bullies her until she transfers schools.

Baozhu: I'm tired. I can't go on like this.

Her education goal is set: get into a university back in China and get away from weirdos!

As for Japanese school life?

Femininity? Sorry, down jackets are warm, and long hair is low-maintenance. Going barefaced saves time.

Reading the room? The master of bluffing is ready to go. A wage slave's thick skin is invincible.

Fitting in? Thanks, but I don't sit at the kids' table.

Until she meets Yukimura Seiichi.

The gentle, jade-like "Child of God" takes the initiative to tutor her, brings her into his circle, lets the ambiguous rumors about them spread, and paves a dazzling path of flowers for her.

He calls her "Baozhu (Hōju)," an intimate name that belongs to her alone.

She thinks of him as a reliable "study god" and the lifesaver who tutors her.

He makes his moves one step at a time, quietly weaving his net.

She busies herself calculating whether her credits are enough to win a scholarship and whether her GPA can get her a direct recommendation.

The whole school ships "Child of God x Princess Kaguya," but Baozhu is the only one who seriously asks:

"Yukimura-kun, where exactly do I add the auxiliary line for this function problem?"

[Reading guide]

1. The heroine has a local Chinese soul, having been reincarnated from infancy. Her mind and body are both Chinese, and her goal is clear: escape, study, and go home.

2. She's a terrible student. All her life points may have gone into her looks and dancing. Yukimura is her lifesaving tutor, and she's unbelievably slow to catch on to the romance.

3. Yukimura Seiichi is a Schrödinger's younger man, sweet on the surface and scheming underneath. The romance of the "Child of God" is laying a net that leaves no escape.

4. Prince of Tennis characters are in the background, watching the show. The main plot is culture shock and commentary.

5. The closet is entirely to blame, over.

[Chapters are already written, updates can be daily. Visit my profile and add it to your collection]

Theme: Promote an optimistic and positive attitude toward life and build cultural confidence in socialism with Chinese characteristics.