They're So Cute, What's Wrong with Having Two Boyfriends?

Having two boyfriends is just the best.

One is the strongest, with a slim waist and long legs, and loves taking the lead despite his youthful face.

The other has a huge chest and is an endlessly indulgent, motherly boyfriend.

Having two boyfriends is just the best.

My favorite pastime is watching them bicker over who got one more kiss or hug today.

When one of them scolds me for doing something bad, I run into the other's arms and pretend to be pitiful, looking for comfort.

Most of the time, I can get away with acting cute, though sometimes it backfires.

Just a moment ago, the two of them were arguing about whether they were being too strict. Now, they're unexpectedly in perfect sync, trapping me between them, front and back, and forcing me to wear a blindfold and play "Guess who I am."

What happens if I guess wrong?

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Having two boyfriends is just the best.

But triangles are inherently stable, so...

White Hair: My student is so cute, you know?

If you dare to know, you're dead^_^

Black Hair: She's still young. It's only natural for kids her age to like having fun...

But you, who's about to be buried, still haven't figured out what's going on?

Reader's guide and warnings:

* Age gap / everyone dotes on her / Gojo and Geto sandwich / rivalry between men / motherly boyfriend / OOC

* They dote on her even before they get together. She wants it, she gets it.

Theme: Pretty girls deserve to be the filling in a sandwich