This Class Is Beyond Saving

The writing is a little rough.

[Research Report No.: GE-94233767457]

Topic: A Field Study of the Abstract Ecosystem of Class Five, Grade Eleven

Observer: Yan Qin (sociology prep student)

Sample Descriptions:

Sample 1 (Meng Xuan): Language System severely contaminated, with the leadership skills of a madwoman

Sample 2 (Lu Ping): Bald politics teacher, newly awakened to his M side

Sample 3 (Zhang Congming): Greasy homeroom teacher, with an excessive frequency of saying "Ah"

Sample 4 (Da Xiong): Good-natured sports student, founder of pimple astrology

Sample 5 (Cheng Sui): The only normal person, constantly on the verge of a breakdown

Research Findings: The class has formed a stable abstract symbiotic System. Isolation and observation are recommended, though it is very entertaining.

Warning: Reading this report may reshape your worldview or give you six-pack abs from laughing.

To all normal people:

If you're also fed up with the dullness of high school life,

if you want to see a bald teacher fight for love,

if you want to learn how to solve philosophical problems with hot pot,

if you want to know the connection between pimples and dialectics,

then welcome to Class Five, Grade Eleven.

Warning:

1. The class monitor position is vacant (the previous one has already had a breakdown)

2. Bring your own sunflower seeds (for observation)

3. Math class may turn into rap class

4. Politics class covers the rules of pimple growth

5. You may find yourself missing this bunch of weirdos when you graduate

A sincere letter of dissuasion from former class monitor Cheng Sui (though it won't work)

[Official Introduction to Class Five, Grade Eleven]

Tags: #AbstractCulture #MadwomanLiterature #TeacherTeacherRomance #PimplePhilosophy #HotPotWar

Core Members:

· Meng Xuan (Madwoman Queen, pond owner)

· Lu Ping (Vulture, founder of philosophical rap)

· Zhang Congming (Greasy Maggot, God of "Ah")

· Da Xiong (Big Dipper, newly awakened tool person)

· Yan Qin (observer, chibi artist)

· Cheng Sui (former class monitor, breakdown specialist)

Daily Activities:

· Monday: Math class turns into relationship counseling

· Wednesday: Politics class teaches the dialectics of popping pimples

· Friday: Hot pot bill-splitting war

· Anytime: Class monitor breakdown incident

Class motto: "Abstraction is our camouflage, warmth is our true nature."

Friendly reminder: Think carefully before joining. Leaving is impossible.

This is a fun story about "a bunch of weirdos making abstract art on campus, while the only normal person is forced to become the snarky narrator."

· Style: Campus light comedy + abstract literature + dark jokes + mild dark humor

· Perspective: Primarily first person (Cheng Sui), interspersed with Yan Qin's "meme commentary" and Meng Xuan's "mad ramblings"

[Author's Note]

There are no real-life inspirations. The characters are fictional exaggerations of campus life. If you don't like it, feel free to move on. Thanks.

This book differs considerably from real life, and the literary knowledge in it is based solely on my personal understanding.

Theme: I hope everyone who reads this story can be happy every day