Animals love me.
Whenever I go out, little animals like cats, dogs, birds, and turtles come up to me asking to be petted.
Then one day, I found an injured white crane. I was going to take it to the animal hospital, but...
The crane turned into a super handsome man so pale he practically glowed! And he insisted on moving into my home to repay me?
In all those stories I heard as a child, cranes always repaid their benefactors. So I happily accepted?
Not a chance!
The new Mr. Crane is a big liar!
I thought he'd cook and clean for me every day, then wait dutifully at home for my triumphant return, and that we'd live happily ever after with the woman working outside and the man keeping house. But...
One day, I got home early and found Mr. Crane frantically trying to shove another man into the wardrobe, shouting:
“Oh no, Xiao Guang, your eye patch fell off! They're going to find out about us!”
So that's how it was...
The host with the eye patch cooked all the meals;
The priest with the unusual catchphrase mopped the floors;
The red-eyed man with the little braids washed the dirty clothes;
The man in glasses and a bridal veil knitted new clothes;
The two young men, one dressed in black and the other in white, scrubbed the toilet;
And even the light bulbs in the house were changed by a bunch of men over six feet tall, stacked on each other's shoulders...
Mr. Crane really can't do a single chore!
“Mr. Crane, are they your kind?”
Mr. Crane said they were.
He said they were all flightless chickens, cast out by their clan for not being able to fly. They were so ashamed of being cast out that he invited them over to serve me, so they could find purpose in life.
How touching.
I could tell he was lying, but I was still willing to forgive him.
Because I heard a few children secretly calling me “Lord,” and I found Today I Become a Lord, written in my own handwriting, in the attic!
Oh my! When I saw it before, I thought it meant I was a Three Kingdoms fan before I lost my memory. I never expected I was a chuunibyou!
Theme: Hard work pays off
It seems that Tsurumaru can actually cook, which is hinted in Wushuang, but he seems unwilling to cook well, so that when the food is delicious, it is difficult to imagine that it was him who cooked it.
Mrs. Inoue solved the accounting problem, her husband was taken away, she solved the cheating same-sex couple, and used Xiaohua's testimony to prove that she had no murderous intentions. She killed three birds with one stone, but the company's stock market will fall.
Help, isn't it because the training ground activity tokens, daily classes, etc. Were refreshed when you got up at 5 o'clock? That's very exciting...
Small meteor shower? Hakata will cry... Really cry QAQ
The stories Xiaohua is currently writing are not based on familiar keywords in his mind, right 🐶
Oooh, is it the furball from The Lion King [Cat Head]
I was really shocked by the title, and I thought it was a super short story [question mark], then I clicked on the table of contents, and it was Hedinghao! (Teacher, you have not opened Duanjing)
Is it because you found out that your aunt can take in small animals, so you came here to try and f*ck her? Tsurumaru
Ah, what a lovely and heart-warming story!
He actually managed to get rid of Gui Leng's coldness~