I've posted this meme before, and I feel like a lot of people want to see it, so I'll open a pre-order!
"Senior sister x junior puppy"
That day, Jiang Man went to pick up his sister who was in her third year of high school on behalf of her parents. Unexpectedly, her sister cried and said, "The most handsome boy in the class bullied me!"
The next day she rushed to her sister's school, grabbed the most handsome boy in the class and punched him hard.
As a result, her sister burst out screaming on the spot: "It's not him!!!"
Only then did Chen Xingzhi realize that his and his sister's aesthetics were so different that he had hit the wrong person...
To express his apology, Jiang Man went to the hospital three times a day to see the boy, eat and drink with him, and pay for the money.
Later, when the boy was discharged from the hospital, he asked her: "Sister, do you really think I'm handsome?"
Jiang Man rolled his eyes secretly, thinking why should I beat you?
Seeing that Jiang Man remained silent, he touched the bracket that fixed the nose bone and said leisurely: "The bridge of my nose was almost broken by you. I'm afraid your medical expenses won't be enough."
After hearing this, Jiang Man angrily ran towards Tianling Gai: "No... You still rely on me?"
The boy nodded as if it was a matter of course: "I plan to stay here for the rest of my life, what can you do?"
Intention: Don't be impulsive!