One day in high school, Ning Zhao discovered that he was actually the aloof male lead of a wealthy-family youth romance.
On the day he was so hungry he was about to pass out, he saw some strange text.
[Ahahahahahaha, the protagonist is about to get railed!]
[Guys like him are so easy to fool. He'll think it's a joke right up until it goes in. (Watching the drama.jpg)]
Heaven help him, he hadn't eaten in a day and a half, and now he was hallucinating.
What a bizarre hallucination, too!
He couldn't put it off any longer. After class, he decided to pick some of the "treasures" he'd found, wild vegetables growing in the garden, to stave off his hunger. Otherwise, he would become the first person in modern society to starve to death.
He thought the hallucination would end there, but the text before his eyes only kept multiplying.
[It's okay, bro. Soon you'll be able to make some extra cash with your kidneys. (Grinning)]
[Oh my, hurry up, hurry up!]
[LOL, bro still has no idea what's in store for him.]
Ning Zhao's lips twitched. What the hell was all this?
A hallucination!
How had he never heard that people saw this kind of thing right before starving to death?
[But honestly, what did our protagonist gong do to you? (Raised hand) (Crying) (Raised hand)]
[Don't insult us pure-love warriors!]
[LOL, if he's doing it for food, is it still pure love?]
Ber?
What did you say?
I was born under the red flag, raised in the spring breeze, and have a bright future ahead of me. And you want me to become a gigolo?
Ning Zhao shuddered and shook his head, then wearily closed his eyes, deciding to stay away from that guy.
As he thought this, a line of tiny text among the dense mass before him caught his attention.
[The way the commenters take everything so seriously is hilarious, but I'm most looking forward to Wen Nanxing, hahaha!]
[Exactly! Wen Nanxing is way more interesting than the protagonist gong!]
[A rich guy who loves using money to slap people in the face!]
[Rich guy, rich guy, send me fifty and let me see what you've got!]
[Please fast-forward to the "slap him with cash" part.]
[But can he even be slapped into understanding? Wen Nanxing, don't slap him, slap me!]
[Brother Wen, you know I'm your long-lost relative! Hurry up and slap me with ten thousand yuan!]
Ning Zhao's gaze sharpened.
Wait, how much?
Ten thousand yuan???
I want it!!!
Ning Zhao really was broke. After quietly observing the comments for ages, he finally found the perfect path to riches.
Become Wen Nanxing's sidekick!
He didn't know who Wen Nanxing was, but that didn't matter.
Those inexplicable comments said someone would slap him in the face with ten thousand yuan that morning.
Ning Zhao stopped gathering wild vegetables and waited eagerly for morning. After filling his bowl with free soup, someone tripped him, and the food in his hand spilled all over another person.
At last, he heard the words he'd been dreaming of.
"I'll give you ten thousand yuan. Wash my clothes clean."
At that moment, he had only one thought.
With a thunderous roar from the heavens, your humble servant makes a dazzling entrance!
Theme: Keep striving to live!
