
My Straight Roommate Has Taken Me for Himself
被直男室友内部消化了
by Lotus Bomb (荷爆弹)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 424k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 4d ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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Synopsis
【The main story is only 5.24 yuan to subscribe to. Bonus chapters are updating now, so if you love me, please support the official release~】 #My straight roommate, the crush of my dreams, suddenly confessed to me?# 【Tender, husband-material, horny lawyer X fiercely feisty, pure-hearted crybaby bar owner】 Blurb: Xiao Xin has been secretly in love with Shen Mu for as long as he has known him. Sharing a rental with him satisfies a greed he cannot confess. Sometimes, he thinks it would be nice if they could just keep living together like this. After all, he has always been good at fooling himself. But indulged desire spreads out of control, like a wildfire. When he sees Shen Mu on a date with a girl who seems perfect for him, Xiao Xin cannot help himself after Shen Mu gets drunk. He cries as he makes a move on him, then bitterly regrets the wet streaks he left all over his own face. In the end, he has made the person he loves dirty. Shen Mu wakes up without remembering a thing and is still just as good to Xiao Xin. But that kindness only makes Xiao Xin feel more keenly how despicable he is. He asks Shen Mu if he can move out and begins the painful process of breaking his addiction. Drunk again, Xiao Xin leans against the cold wall and looks at his own wretched reflection in the mirror, a self-mocking smile tugging at his lips. Feel awful? You deserve it! A toad dreaming of eating swan meat? Know your place. * When Shen Mu returns from a business trip, he cannot stand coming home to an empty apartment without Xiao Xin. Sure, Xiao Xin is moving out, but did he really have to rush off like that? Could he really be that unbearable? Watching yet another home-cooked dinner go cold, Shen Mu finally loses patience. He speeds to a gay bar to drag Xiao Xin home. With a handsome, frosty expression, he pulls away the twink dancing beside the thoroughly drunk man, carries Xiao Xin home, and tucks him into bed before he can relax. After that, it happens every day. At last, Xiao Xin cannot take it anymore. He slams his chopsticks down on the table and points at Shen Mu. “What the hell do you want from me?” Shen Mu leans back in his chair, cigarette between his lips. After a long look, he says, “Xiao Xin, I want us to have a home.” At a time like this, does he still have to make Xiao Xin play that damn happy-family game with him? You want this, you want that, it’s all about what you want. What about him? Xiao Xin grabs him by the collar and asks in bitter resignation, “I want to rip your clothes off every second of the day, climb on top of you, and fuck you. Is that the kind of family you want?” The punch he expects never comes. Instead, Shen Mu gives him a feather-light kiss by the ear. “Yeah.” “I want that.” * Shen Mu wants Xiao Xin and himself to make a home together. Xiao Xin wants Shen Mu to think of him whenever he thinks of Shen Mu. * 【Bonus Scene】 One night, Lawyer Shen and Boss Xiao disagree over who gets to take which position. Pushing the man off him, Boss Xiao gasps, “Wait… I demand a review of that spreadsheet.” Lawyer Shen is busy battling the buttons on his husband’s shirt and gives a distracted reply. “Mm… what spreadsheet?” Xiao Xin is stunned. “Don’t you have a spreadsheet where you record how many times we do it?” Shen Mu looks innocent. “I made that up.” He grins and kisses him again. “But I remember very clearly. It’s my turn this time.” Also known as: “Be Careful When Sharing a Rental, or You Might End Up as Your Roommate’s Husband or Wife” and “The Black Box Preserving a Story of a Secret Crush Finally Coming True” Upcoming dual-top novel in the same genre 1: “When My Straight Crush Went Bankrupt” #After sleeping with my best friend, I realized he might… have a crush on me?!# 【Straight-talking agency boss who built his company from scratch and has guts X hardworking, gorgeous top actor with incredible acting skills】 Blurb: The day Bai Yao goes bankrupt, his fiancee breaks off their engagement, his fair-weather friends all abandon him, and everyone else avoids him like the plague. Only Liu Yu, whom he has met just once, offers up all his savings to help him through the crisis. Bai Yao thinks, What an idiot. So President Bai starts over from scratch, builds a major company in three years, and returns to the top. At the celebratory banquet, he puts an arm around Liu Yu’s shoulder and calls him his best brother. Liu Yu lowers his eyes and smiles without a word. Who could have guessed that very night, Bai Yao would pin his dear brother down and thoroughly sleep with him? The next day, Bai Yao does not even get a chance to shriek or panic and explain. Liu Yu is nowhere to be found, and when Bai Yao opens his phone, the news of Liu Yu’s relationship is trending. The official boyfriend of Best Actor Liu is the focus of the entire internet, while no one gives a damn about the man who was intimately pressed against him just yesterday? Covered in marks and suffering a splitting hangover, Bai Yao feels a pang of jealousy and almost throws his phone in frustration. While making more than a dozen unanswered calls to Liu Yu, he asks himself a few questions. 1. Liu Yu seems to like men. Can he accept that? Yes. 2. Liu Yu has someone else. Can he accept that? No! Absolutely not! 3. Can he accept sleeping with Liu Yu? Well, yesterday felt so good. Maybe… it’s not… impossible? Whatever, he’ll get Liu Yu to define their relationship first! * Liu Yu has always known that he and Bai Yao could never be together, and he has never entertained any unrealistic hopes. His hard-earned savings are gone, but as long as he can help Bai Yao, even a little, he is content. When he is introduced as Bai Yao’s best brother once again, Liu Yu smiles. The ache in his heart has almost faded away. He thinks he has put his feelings in order and understands that this is the only role he can ever have if he wants to stay by Bai Yao’s side. But when Bai Yao pleads with him so pitifully, Liu Yu cannot bring himself to refuse. He gives in and makes a mistake. After waking up to face what happened, Liu Yu does something rare and runs away, going to an event he does not really need to attend yet. As soon as his plane lands, Bai Yao’s calls come pouring in. Liu Yu assumes he is going to tell him not to read too much into things, or perhaps to end their friendship. He answers. For a long time, there is only silence. Through the receiver, he hears someone flick a lighter and light a cigarette. “…A Yao?” Liu Yu’s palms are clammy with nerves. “A Yu,” Bai Yao says, his hoarse voice trembling. The sound travels through Liu Yu’s ear and straight into his heart. “Will you give us a try?” Liu Yu thinks of the letter he sent thirteen years ago and waited all this time to hear back about. At last, he has his answer. * Thirteen years ago, Bai Yao’s appearance gave Liu Yu a reason to stay in this world. Thirteen years later, Bai Yao’s acceptance finally lets Liu Yu’s love step into the light. * 【Bonus Scene】 After they get married, Boss Bai is always unhappy with the people crowding around Best Actor Liu. After a banquet, Best Actor Liu is about to take a shower when Boss Bai blocks the doorway. “You smiled at that young actor three times today. You think I didn’t see?” Liu Yu leans against the doorframe, eyes crinkling. “Jealous again? Don’t be silly. I need a shower.” Bai Yao scoops him up, tosses him onto the bed, and climbs on top of him. Liu Yu laughs and struggles. “You’re filthy! I need a shower!” Bai Yao pins his wrists above his head and bites his collarbone, mumbling, “Wait a bit… we’ll shower together…” Upcoming dual-top novel in the same genre 2: “How a Homophobic Straight Man Repays a Favor” #After waiting three years, my homophobic straight friend finally gets it!# 【Sunny, kindhearted, handsome top tattoo artist with hearing loss X pretty, homophobic straight singer who knows how to repay a debt of gratitude】 Blurb: When Qiao Sang jumps off a bridge, Fang Shan happens to be passing by. He desperately grabs Qiao Sang’s hand, pulls him up, and urges him not to do anything foolish again. Fang Shan takes him home, makes him ginger tea, and offers him a soft blanket and a comfortable sofa. Qiao Sang thinks Fang Shan is a genuinely good person, and that he feels at ease around him. He likes being with Fang Shan, and eventually they become friends. Friendship is not exclusive. In the third year of knowing Fang Shan, Qiao Sang seems to fall in love. Qiao Sang has always despised gay men. He used to think that any intimacy between two men would disgust him, but when he sees a pretty boy curled up in Fang Shan’s arms, the sight does not make him want to throw up. He has only one thought: he wants to yank that guy out of Fang Shan’s arms! And then…? Qiao Sang suddenly understands. If he wants Fang Shan for himself, this is how he should repay him: cling to him, claim him, and give himself to him! That other guy has the same things he does. He is pretty, too, and he can treat Fang Shan well. * Fang Shan knows just how deep Qiao Sang’s trauma runs, so he buries his feelings and never dares to bring them up. He can be Qiao Sang’s big brother, friend, or best buddy, but never his lover. He thinks he can wait, even if it seems like there will be no end to it. Fang Shan does not know how long he can wait, but when the person who depends on him comes close and says he is tired, Fang Shan still chooses to put an arm around him and comfort him gently. He has felt reluctant to give up, but when Qiao Sang hears him tentatively bring up the subject and looks at him with disgust, Fang Shan accepts it. Oh well. This isn’t so bad. But one day, when Fang Shan comes home, Qiao Sang is crouched outside his door, with cigarette butts scattered all around him. He looks up, his beautiful eyes finally holding only Fang Shan, just as Fang Shan has prayed they would every night. “Fang Shan, don’t choose him. Choose me, okay?” Fang Shan thinks that tonight, the gods have finally shown him favor. * Three years ago, Fang Shan caught Qiao Sang’s hand and gave him a new life. Three years later, Qiao Sang takes Fang Shan’s hand and shares his happiness with him. * 【Bonus Scene】 After they get together, Teacher Qiao is always busy keeping other men and women away from Teacher Fang. After dinner and a shower, Teacher Qiao slips into bed wearing Teacher Fang’s white shirt, straddles him, and reaches up to undo the buttons. Fang Shan is about to speak when Qiao Sang covers his ears with his hands and leans down to whisper into his left ear, “That new intern brought you lunch today and touched your hand.” Fang Shan does not quite catch what he says. He turns his head and gives Qiao Sang a questioning look. Qiao Sang lowers his head and kisses him slowly for a while. Then he pulls back, presses his lips to Fang Shan’s ear, and carefully enunciates each word. “I’m jealous.” Fang Shan’s Adam’s apple bobs. He wraps an arm around Qiao Sang’s waist and says hoarsely, “I heard you.” Qiao Sang’s eyes curve as he kisses Fang Shan’s earlobe and murmurs, “Then you’ll have to make it up to me tonight.” Fang Shan gives no reply. He kisses Qiao Sang and pushes him into the blankets. They fool around for a long time that night. Upcoming dual-top novel in the same genre 3: “I Really Want to Eat You Up!” 【Short-tempered foodie cutie X gentle, fit animal keeper】 Also known as: “Don’t Hand Out Food Carelessly Unless You Want a Formidable Husband or Wife” and “Falling for My Childhood Friend Who’s Always Right Behind Me” Chu Yan has always firmly believed that love is tied to appetite. Whoever gives him food must love him. Like his dad, who took him home and fed him a meal the day he found him. Like his second dad, who poured him a glass of warm water the day they met. But Song Jingzhi is impossible to figure out. If he does not love Chu Yan, why does he always give him food? If he does, why does he always steal food from his mouth? “Song Jingzhi, why’d you give me candy? If you were going to give it to me, why’d you take the last piece back?” “Song Jingzhi, why’d you give me a bun? What the hell, you stole the last bite too! What’s wrong with you?” “Song Jingzhi, you…” The boy with puffed-out cheeks turns around impatiently. “Stop asking. I just love picking up your scraps, okay?” Chu Yan stares at him, dumbfounded. Okay, that is so damn okay. Song Jingzhi definitely does not love him. He’s just got something wrong with his brain. Song Jingzhi’s got a screw loose! Later, Chu Yan realizes he must be pretty messed up himself, because he has fallen for that screw-loose Song Jingzhi. Luckily, after Chu Yan threatens him for a while, Song Jingzhi stammers that he likes him too. What a coincidence! Great news! Then let’s not waste any time. Get ready and get together already. After that, Song Jingzhi starts acting up again. He has a perfectly good life, but now he wants to break up with Chu Yan. No matter how Chu Yan tries to reason with him, Song Jingzhi has made up his mind. Fine, he’s asking for it! He wants to break up? There is no such thing as breaking up with Chu Yan! Chu Yan heads straight to the kitchen, grabs a cleaver, and with a flick of his hand, slams it into the dining table. “Song Jingzhi, you’ve been eating my food for years. You’re mine, inside and out. Want to break up? Fine! Cut yourself into pieces and jump into the pot so I can eat you! Then we’ll break up!” Song Jingzhi: “…Maybe not. Eating people can make you sick.” * Chu Yan has always thought he loves Song Jingzhi more. But one day, Song Jingzhi holds him and says, “Actually, when you asked why I always steal your food, I wasn’t lying. There are three true words in what I said.” “Which three?” “I love you.” “Since when?” “Since I was eight.” Theme: Where there is love, there is a home
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The if line is Mumu chasing King Xinxin ~ [Let me be healthy]
Happy Mid-Autumn Festival! ! May your family be healthy and all the best!
Our Mu seems to be 🐍 entangled with his husband [laughing and crying]
I wish my wife all the best~
I wish my wife all the best!
It will get better, come on🦆
Mumu: Oh, my little husband is really hard to coax [shy]
Wow, just over a thousand collections~
Mu: I touched my husband over and over again with my eyes.
So happy. After you get married, your kittens will run all over the place~