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Xiong has been bullied at school, underpaid at work, gone hungry at mealtimes, and been unable to afford medical care.
He never imagined that at the end of all that suffering, someone would say:
"Oh my gosh! You're not a female insect, you're a rare male insect prince 🥺"
Xiong: What the hell! A male insect???
Then that means...
Good stuff, buy, buy, buy 😎
Tasty food, gobble, gobble, gobble 🥰
Fun stuff, go, go, go 🥳
Wow, put on some music!
Good luck is coming, our good luck is coming~
A month later...
"Guys, this is bad!" Xiong blubbered on his livestream.
"Why does the upscale restaurant for male insects serve premade food too 😭?!"
"And another thing!"
"Luxury designer shoes fall apart as soon as you put them on!"
"Eco-friendly furniture has excessive formaldehyde!"
"High-end jewelry loses its plating!"
"This life is impossible! But don't panic..."
"A male insect streamer with seventeen years of 'female insect life experience' is here to help you save money, avoid scams, and build a happy insect life!"
"Next time, a review of 18 affordable laundry detergents! Stain-removing champion or a rip-off? Follow me, and I'll see you next time!"
As soon as he finished speaking, the whole internet exploded.
[Male insect, laundry detergent, male insect, laundry detergent... 😵💫?]
[Am I seeing things because I stayed up too late? The male insect prince is teaching us how to save money 😱??]
A few slick little combo moves left the female insects across the internet with their CPUs overheating. Once they recovered...
[The prince next door: 400,000 a year isn't enough. Our prince: Forty bucks? Too expensive!]
[Sigh, it's because we haven't worked hard enough. Our wages haven't gone up. We have failed Your Highness.]
[Enough talking! Like, comment, and share! Let's make His Highness go viral!]
Male insects fall silent; female insects weep. The only one of his kind, a down-to-earth male insect, goes viral across the insect world!
While browsing online, Xiong saw that he was being called the Federation's ideal husband for a male insect, and nodded in satisfaction.
Not bad. As a rags-to-riches, overpowered protagonist, it's only natural that he would attract countless fans with his handsome face, imposing figure, and ability to outshine everyone 😎.
Look, the trending topics are:
#Xiong, Domestic# #Xiong, Kind# #Xiong, Angelic Face#
...?
...??
*******!!! 🤬
Theme: True abundance is peace of mind and an easeful life.
