Jiang Xutang transmigrated after choking to death on Dongpo pork.
She usually just liked making good food and taking care of little pets. Now she's transmigrated, being chased by bolts of heavenly lightning and attacked by handsome men, while the Shanhai Jing Feeding System she's bound to keeps hounding her to feed things.
Fine, she's quitting! She's done!!!
Boom!
Fine, fine, she'll do it, okay?
So, in order to stay alive, she clings to the big shot Wen who fell from the sky, working diligently to improve her abilities. What kind of abilities? Better ask the sect next door, which just got blown up.
With Wen Bai as her backing, she steals Bifang's wife, swipes Pixiu's mountain of spirit stones, and provokes the Nine-Tailed Fox into coming to her and asking to take her as a disciple.
Big Shot Wen props his chin on his hand and grins like a total playboy. "It's no fun robbing them. How about robbing me?"
Jiang Xutang silently recites a calming mantra. "That smile of yours is worthless."
Word is, a new "Gourmet City Secret Realm" has opened next door. Tickets cost over a thousand spirit stones, yet cultivators are flocking to it.
That's because people keep emerging from it to make their mark in the cultivation world. A prodigy who failed to form a core comes out and defeats a hundred people with one sword strike. A young master who squandered his entire fortune comes out wealthy beyond measure. A girl who was on the verge of death comes out and lives for hundreds more years.
"Have you heard? Going into the secret realm next door can extend your life!"
"What? You go in and come out invincible!"
"Nonsense! You come out immortal, rolling in wealth, and surrounded by lovers!"
The two silliest people Wen Bai has ever met are Dan Hu and Miss Jiang... It's just that this young woman's cooking is exceptionally good. He swears to heaven that he only kept her by his side because he craved her cooking. It definitely wasn't because he liked her. Absolutely not!
Oh, he's been face-slapped.
In that case, he can just change his title to something else, like... "Miss Jiang's sweetheart."
P.S. The later story leans more toward running a business and features divine beasts.
Theme: Humans and animals living in harmony