One Piece: Valia's Morning

(I'm terrible at writing blurbs.)

If you woke up as a different person every day, would you still recognize yourself?

After losing her memory, Valia became an unpredictable force in the pirate world.

Her identity refreshed at random every morning, leaving her to face an unknown day.

Today, she was an ordinary tavern waitress. As she came out of the kitchen, wiping a glass, the pirates outside were pounding on the tables so hard they shook the room.

"Captain Roger is recruiting crew!"

She froze for two seconds, slung the rag over her shoulder, and thought, I'll go take a look tomorrow.

After all, today she was an ordinary tavern waitress. Tomorrow?

Who knew what she'd be then? Maybe a stone tablet that couldn't move. The day after that, she might turn into a Transponder Snail.

To uncover the secrets behind her condition, Valia resolved to go to sea as a pirate.

And so she set off.

She sailed aboard Roger's ship, served in Garp's navy, drank with Whitebeard, kept young Robin company, and even held baby Ace and Luffy.

She never stayed for anyone. Wearing countless identities, she witnessed the changing of the eras.

Blurb for laughs:

Valia thinks she must be a god?

Why else would she transform into something random every day?

Because no one can look directly at a god's face!

Roger's recruiting crew? I'm aboard!

Garp invites me to join the Navy? I'm in!

Whitebeard asks me to drink? Cheers!

The Four Emperors, the Seven Warlords, the Navy Admirals: they're all old friends of mine.

Inspired by Martin Morning.

The female lead can change into a man or a woman, young or old, human or nonhuman.

The female lead only has romantic tension with people when she's a woman!!!!!!!

There will be absolutely no romantic tension when she's a man!!!!!!

The story spans a long time, and the female lead is a natural heartthrob. She never ages.

Theme: Guess who I am