Your Highness, Your War God Cat Has Become Sentient

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[Flirtatious Drama Queen Beauty VS Unhinged War God White Tiger]

Yan Qingyuan transmigrates into a book and becomes a doomed prince who is sacrificed in a blood ritual at the end.

System: [Fail to complete your mission and you die!]

Yan Qingyuan gives up: "Might as well die sooner and be reborn sooner."

The System has no choice but to coax this spoiled master with promises: [There are plenty of golden fingers! And a 100% resurrection rate!]

Thinking that he might as well make the most of being here, Yan Qingyuan agrees without hesitation and takes on a mission to court death: deliberately crushing a kitten's leg.

Afterward, his conscience gets the better of him, and he takes in the tiny, fierce little kitten.

Yan Qingyuan courts death while petting the cat. The more it scratches him, the more he enjoys it, and the more he wants to tease it.

*

Until that day.

Yan Qingyuan is cleaning up the original owner's mess when he encounters the ancient ferocious beast Hanba, who claws him.

He doesn't turn into a zombie.

Yan Qingyuan stares at his healing wound, then looks at the yawning "kitten" in his arms.

The one who saved him that day was a huge white tiger.

Only the blood of a divine beast can cure the corpse poison of a Hanba.

He suddenly smiles.

So it was you.

He looks down at the little white tiger in his arms, his smile deepening.

Let's see how much longer you can keep pretending.

*

That night, Yan Qingyuan holds the cat and says, as if casually, "This cat abandoned its owner and ran away. Let's just throw it out. I don't want to keep it anymore."

The "cat" immediately bristles. It growls a warning, lunges at him, and opens its mouth to bite his neck.

Yan Qingyuan reacts swiftly, grabbing the soft scruff of the young tiger's neck.

Bai Yixiao has lived for tens of thousands of years and never knew what it felt like to be picked up by the scruff.

Now he knows.

His limbs curl up, leaving him unable to move, just like a real... cat.

Yan Qingyuan lifts him up to eye level, a smile tugging at his lips.

"Why the rush?"

"I didn't say I'd throw you out right now."

*

Bai Yixiao is one of the Four Divine Beasts, the White Tiger, god of slaughter in the West. He has lived for tens of thousands of years, and even the supreme ruler of the Demon Realm has to kneel before him.

Yet right now, a mortal has him pinned in a bathtub, scrubbing him from head to toe, even... his balls. Afterward, the shameless man says, "So you're male."

He questions his entire life as a tiger. He wants to kill someone.

But the youth lowers his head and kisses his forehead. "Be good. Get nice and clean, then go to sleep."

Bai Yixiao: "..."

He decides that once his wounds heal, this boy will be the first one he kills. Then he burrows into the boy's arms and rubs against him.

Reader's Guide:

1. One-on-one, no switching or breaking up, both are pure, and they dote on each other. The couple only has eyes for each other. The recipient transmigrates in his own body.

2. This novel has only one couple! Just one main couple! Only Yan Qingyuan and Bai Yixiao! No other couples of any gender! Supporting characters get their moments in the spotlight (because I don't want to write mindless plotlines), but they're there to advance the main characters' story or relationship.

3. The recipient is a "straight man" who doesn't realize he's in love. He thinks his sexual orientation is normal, so the two of them will have some romantic tension. The recipient is the cute, delicate type, and it's obvious at a glance that he's a man, not someone with ambiguous gender features~

4. There is an amnesia plot, but his memories return later.

5. Happy ending.

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[Cool, aloof, ruthless master VS Sinister, domineering, unhinged, ruthless disciple]

The person Ming Tiannan hates most is his master, Cang Fuxue.

He wants to devour his flesh, tear out his sinews and peel off his skin, and pin him down in bed and fuck him to death.

In the eyes of the world, Cang Fuxue is the peerless Immortal Venerable Qinghong, a paragon of talent and virtue.

In Ming Tiannan's eyes, Cang Fuxue is a hypocrite, a man whose heart is full of schemes.

Cang Fuxue found him, took him in, raised him, and taught him, only to destroy him with his own hands in the end.

*

"Beast." Cang Fuxue's eyes are red-rimmed as he glares at the man on top of him, fingers gripping the brocade quilt so tightly that the veins stand out.

"My dear master." Ming Tiannan leans down, panting and laughing softly. Suddenly, he reaches out and grips the man beneath him by the throat. "And yet my master still lets a beast have his way with him."

His master is a cold, otherworldly immortal, too lofty to approach. So Ming Tiannan will drag him down from his altar and defile him, sully him.

Endless humiliation, countless torments.

Blood sprays everywhere. His pain is so intense that his organs curl into a ball. Ming Tiannan looks down to see a sword piercing his left chest and going straight through Cang Fuxue's heart.

The corners of Cang Fuxue's eyes are tinged red, blood spills from his lips, and at last the sword art in his hand is complete.

His good master is so cruel: in the middle of their lovemaking, he runs a sword through both himself and Ming Tiannan.

*

When Ming Tiannan opens his eyes again, he has been reborn into his childhood. He is begging for food, fighting a bully for scraps, and lying battered and near death in the mud.

A familiar figure appears once more.

Ming Tiannan had meant to refuse Cang Fuxue's outstretched hand this time.

Unexpectedly, Cang Fuxue merely glances at him before turning and walking away.

An inexplicable force makes him scramble up from the mud. He grabs the hem of Cang Fuxue's pristine robes and grits out, "Please, Immortal, save me."

Cang Fuxue looks down at him from on high. "I won't."

Ming Tiannan's eyes turn blood-red, hatred burning away his reason.

"I was going to let you go this time because you saved me when I was young. I didn't expect you to leave me with no regard for even that bond."

"Cang Fuxue, I'm going to destroy you."

*

To become Cang Fuxue's disciple again, Ming Tiannan deliberately keeps showing up in front of him.

The first time, on a road Cang Fuxue is sure to take, Ming Tiannan kills the bullies who tormented him without changing expression. The only "survivor" amid a mountain of corpses, he cries, "Save me."

Cang Fuxue's robes stir gently as he turns and walks away.

The second time, while Cang Fuxue is resting by a stream, Ming Tiannan falls into the water and thrashes about, splashing everywhere. "Help!"

Cang Fuxue rises, glances down at the rushing stream, and leaves.

The third time, he deliberately lets a demon bite off his arm. Covered in blood, he "collapses" outside the inn where Cang Fuxue is spending the night.

Cang Fuxue opens the door, steps over the threshold, walks around him, and sweeps away.

Again and again, Cang Fuxue proves as cold-hearted as ever.

Ming Tiannan gets up from the ground and watches that heartless figure retreat. His eyes roil with a madness even fiercer than in his past life. "Cang Fuxue, this time, I'm going to play you to death."

"I'll play you to death, then destroy you."

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Reader's Guide:

1. Lots of melodrama. If you don't like melodrama, read with caution.

2. The master isn't weak. He has his own goals and soul, and the author has no fondness for torturing the recipient. This premise is simply more exciting when told from the attack's point of view.

3. The couple are mutually devoted! One-on-one, both are pure, no switching or breaking up, and they dote on each other. The author isn't biased toward either side, and both the attack and recipient get their moments in the spotlight.

4. No other couples, just the one main couple!

5. The attack has the script of a power-fantasy protagonist from a certain web-novel site: sinister, domineering, and completely unhinged. Avoid if that's not your thing.

6. Happy ending. Trust me: there'll be twist after twist. If I can't tie it all together, you can skin me alive.

Theme: Two broken souls find wholeness in each other.