[Laid-back, spoiled bottom x domineering, doting top, monogamous, 12-year age gap]
1.
Lazy college student Lin Xi takes life as it comes and has no ambition. After graduating, he casts off Kong Yiji’s long gown without a second thought and gets a job monitoring security cameras at a company.
The security guard’s salary is only 3,000 yuan a month. He has to work in three shifts and isn’t even allowed to use his phone. Lin Xi’s pretty face is practically turning yellow from exhaustion. To improve his life, he decides to land himself a rich man.
Lin Xi sets his sights on the company’s wealthy, handsome CEO, Gu Ming. To hook him, he engineers all kinds of chance encounters, even wearing a maid outfit and waiting on him hand and foot at the company’s annual gala.
Beneath the maid outfit, Lin Xi’s slender legs are dazzlingly white, and his pretty face is sweet and charming. At last, Gu Ming is won over and agrees to date him.
Lin Xi is overjoyed. Now he can finally live a good life, eating tangerines instead of suffering!!!
2.
On their first night together, Lin Xi meticulously dresses up like a courtesan and sits on Gu Ming’s bed, sneaking shy, flirtatious glances at him with his big, watery eyes. “Honey, I’d do anything for you~”
Who knew Gu Ming would pull out Xiao 8, Xiao 4, and a book of past exam questions and explanations? “All right, then start by doing today’s questions. Your education level is low. Improving yourself is the key to making it in society.”
Lin Xi: ???
Dude, seriously? Are you impotent? You’re not going to do anything?
After being forced to study from six in the morning until ten at night for ages, Lin Xi is miserable. He should’ve just gone to work in a factory instead!
He checks his bank balance and figures he’s taken enough from Gu Ming, so he makes a run for it in the middle of the night.
3.
Gu Ming is a CEO who built his business from nothing and is always striving to improve. His motto is “As Heaven maintains vigor through movement, a gentleman should constantly strive for self-improvement.” He can’t stand young people who lie flat.
He meets a handsome young man working security at his company. Sweet, soft, and good at acting cute, the young man is just his type. So when Lin Xi shyly confesses to him in a maid outfit, Gu Ming agrees on the spot.
Lin Xi is wonderful in every way except that he isn’t serious about studying. After a month, he’s still only gotten as far as the word “abandon.” But he has plenty of dirty talk ready to go, casually saying things like “Daddy, fxxk me,” and he owns a whole wardrobe of lingerie.
Gu Ming says righteously, “How can we do something like that before marriage? A man’s chastity is his best dowry and bride price!”
He seems completely unruffled, but his pants are about to burst.
To consummate their marriage as soon as possible, Gu Ming carefully plans a proposal surprise. He comes home with a ring in his pocket and lets out a piercing howl: “Where’s my wife? Where did my huge wife go?!”
4.
Reading the message Lin Xi left behind, “You and I were meant to be, but alas, you’re impotent,” Gu Ming nearly laughs with rage. He finds Lin Xi, corners him at a hotel, and gives him a thorough pounding.
As Gu Ming works him over, he asks, “Who’s impotent? Are you going to run again?”
Lin Xi is crying, in pain and pleasure at once. “I won’t run, I won’t run! I’m the impotent one. Honey, I really won’t do it again!”
After a while of shameless fun, Lin Xi can’t take any more. Who gets worked to the point of near-death every day? Even a donkey on a production team doesn’t work as hard as he does!
That night, he takes out a copy of Zhang Yu’s 1,000 practice questions and begs for mercy, clutching his backside. “Honey, I still have to study. Can we skip that tonight?”
Gu Ming wraps his arms around Lin Xi from behind, kisses his cheek, and says with satisfaction, “Good boy. How about I help you with probability theory tonight?”
Lin Xi: ...
Lin Xi: You mean actually study? Maybe we should cook instead. Want a navel orange?
Theme: Love helps people grow
