
The Internet Hates Me, but My Metaphysics Livestream Made Me Famous
全网黑靠玄学直播爆红了
by Resting on Jade, Listening to Gems (枕玉听珂)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 554k Words
- Genre
- Romance
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 2mo ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Synopsis
The next novel: I’ll Rise to Godhood in the Stars by Extracting Energy
Shen Zhiyuan, leader of the mystical arts sect, transmigrated into a book. She became a universally hated cannon-fodder character in an entertainment-industry novel, destined to be cyberbullied to death in less than a month.
Shen Zhiyuan: Being a fortune-teller and ghostbuster is way more fun than being a female celebrity.
She quit the entertainment industry and started advertising under a post from her former company that was mocking her:
I’ll be livestreaming fortune-telling, feng shui, and solutions to all kinds of paranormal incidents at ten in the morning. Come join the livestream and interact!
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As soon as Shen Zhiyuan started streaming, her viewership shot up to 500,000.
[Fortune-telling and mysticism livestream... I want to see how you plan to make a fool of yourself!]
[The internet’s most hated menace has finished ruining the entertainment industry and is now here to ruin livestreaming, too. Now she’s trying to ride the mysticism trend. If she can really tell fortunes, I’ll eat my keyboard standing on my head!]
The netizens eagerly awaited Shen Zhiyuan making a complete fool of herself, but...
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A workaholic movie star, who pretended to be helping Shen Zhiyuan build an audience but actually wanted to use her as a stepping stone for his new film, requested to join the livestream and asked Shen Zhiyuan to tell his fortune in love.
Shen Zhiyuan: You have one wife and six concubines, including a pair of twin sisters.
Netizens: Nonsense! That’s absolutely impossible!
Movie star: !!!
Shen Zhiyuan: You approached your wife for her money. After catching her in bed with someone else, you staged a car accident and murdered her. Her vengeful ghost is right behind you now.
The movie star screamed in terror. The police took him away that very day, and he got a one-way ticket to prison.
Netizens: Holy crap! Shen Zhiyuan really can tell fortunes!
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A graduate student who couldn’t find their admission letter came to the livestream and asked Shen Zhiyuan to help locate it.
Shen Zhiyuan: Your admission letter is under the mattress in the master bedroom.
Graduate student: But my parents have searched there several times. It’s not there.
Netizens: Did Shen Zhiyuan get exposed already?
Shen Zhiyuan summoned the student’s biological parents from the underworld: They were lying to you! They aren’t your parents at all, they’re your uncle and aunt. They adopted you for the compensation money from your parents’ deaths. They hid your admission letter to stop you from going to school, so they could sell you to Michelin tires in exchange for a life of luxury.
The uncle and aunt, terrified and weak-kneed, fell to the floor and begged for mercy. They returned the compensation money and the house.
The soon-to-be graduate student was overwhelmed with gratitude: Thank you, Master Shen!
Netizens: As expected of Master Shen! We were the ones who couldn’t see the truth!
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# LovesickRichGirlOnlyLovesAnUnambitiousMama’sBoy
# CollegeGuyBittenByFishInHotelWhileOnVacationAndRushedToICU
# CareerDrivenFemaleCEOSuddenlyChangesCharacterAndGivesAwayMillionsToWinLove
# ClassReunionTurnsIntoAMurderMysteryRoomNoOneCanEscape
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Shen Zhiyuan, once hated by the entire internet, became a sensation.
Official Account: We welcome Ms. Shen Zhiyuan to join the Special Incident Investigation Bureau as a special adviser.
Underworld Embassy on Earth: We thank Ms. Shen Zhiyuan for her outstanding contributions to maintaining peace between the worlds of the living and the dead. She is hereby appointed Underworld Ambassador for Publicity. This announcement is made accordingly.
The wealthy of cities across the country: Fly high, Sister Yuan! We’ll always be with you!
The haters: I used to ignore you, but now Sister Yuan is way out of our league. Please, please let us have a spot clinging to your coattails. QAQ
--- Coming Soon ---
Su Yuqing studied energy-extraction magic. On the day she graduated from the Academy of Magic, an accident sent her into a star-travel treasure-hunt novel, where she became the cannon-fodder team leader who appeared only to die, serving as a foil to the male lead’s intelligence and keen eye.
When she saw the incredibly pure energies of magical flames, ice, and lightning described in the magic book, Su Yuqing’s eyes lit up with excitement.
Whoever wants to be cannon fodder can have the job. Just don’t get in the way of me extracting energy.
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The A-rank flame-breathing star beast that had killed the original owner advanced step by step, flames gathering in its throat.
Su Yuqing charged forward instead of retreating, embracing the star beast under her teammates’ shocked gazes.
Teammates: Captain, run! You’ll be burned to death!
Su Yuqing used energy extraction to draw the flames from inside the star beast into her own body. The massive beast collapsed in front of her teammates.
Her teammates stared at the beast hide worth hundreds of thousands of star coins and the many treasures it had dropped, unable to recover.
Teammates: Is it just me, or are A-rank star beasts really easy to kill?
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After extracting half the ice energy from an S-rank star beast, Su Yuqing reached her limit, her expression grim.
Teammates: Captain, we’re no match for this S-rank star beast. We’re calling off the job. We’ll cover your escape!
Su Yuqing unleashed the flames and lightning she had previously extracted from other star beasts. In a flash of light and thunder, the S-rank star beast was killed instantly.
Teammates: I’m stunned! The captain killed an S-rank star beast worth eight million star coins all by herself. How is she any different from a human particle cannon?
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After seeing the high-grade S-rank medicinal herbs Su Yuqing had brought in, the auction-house owner handed her an extra million star coins.
“If you ever find SS-rank medicinal herbs, tell me right away. I’ll buy them at the highest price!”
Without changing expression, Su Yuqing used energy extraction to upgrade the S-rank herbs to SS-rank.
That night, the herbs sold for the highest price in the auction house’s history.
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Permafrost Planet, Scorched Earth Planet, Corroded Rust Planet...
Su Yuqing brought back countless priceless treasures that other people had only seen in photographs and books.
Even a single item could fetch an astronomical price, drawing a fierce bidding war.
The treasure-hunting team she led became famous throughout the capital planet. It became the only team certified by the royal family, and powerful figures from numerous star regions personally visited with rare gifts, all hoping to hire her.
Theme: Let your light shine and make a difference.
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I finished reading it. The overall story is a bit lame, and the emotional line is not smooth enough. I prefer stories with emotional drama, as long as they can be more natural. The overall story is quite good. You can read it in the book shortage.
"I pursed my lips with satisfaction. Exactly..." This is a big bug for the author~ land
"Zhiyuan opened his eyes, clear and clear..." This is a big bug for the author~ open
"Xiang does not work overtime, at home..." This is a big bug for the author~
",'Buzz buzz' gave the author a big worm~ double quotes
Hey, it's a V. Congratulations. Did you make many changes in the baby finale? It's not much and I'm too lazy to buy it hahaha. We still have to wait for the anti-theft period to pass.
No extras? Follow-up life extras, emotional extras, etc.
Seeing Shang Yan's inner monologue, I almost thought he was going to take over. Hahaha, the heroine's choice seems like if Shang Zao showed up and attacked like this, she would have chosen Shang. Speaking of which, I'm very curious as to why Jiuxiang's heart is moved.
"What a great chef's skill today..." This is a big bug for the author~
Can you finish the update today? Hahaha, I got my wish and left with him. Everyone knows Jiuxiang's thoughts.