Can a Straight-Ace Dragon Protagonist Have a Healthy Pregnancy? [Quick Transmigration]

Take a bite of a straight guy who’s sizzling with sex appeal. That’s right, sexy but straight. The guys are always coveting him, loving and hating him until their teeth ache! He’s so hot and spicy, but being straight means they can’t have a taste!!! World 1: The Commoners’ Pride, the Empire’s Dragon-Aotian (crossed out, actually Daji) My name is Wen Qing. I’m a dyed-in-the-wool straight guy. In this book, I play the Dragon-Aotian male lead: born a lowly commoner, I rise to the top, create an empire-wide business legend, and become known as the commoners’ pride. In short, I’m the manliest man among men, the most masculine male there is. Not only that, I also gather a bunch of underlings. Though they always seem to like getting up to all kinds of ambiguous physical contact with me, including but not limited to touching my face and slapping my pecs. But it’s no big deal. As a straight guy, I just like joking around with other straight guys, making things a little suggestive. After all, my biggest hobby is comparing pec sizes with my bros! There are a few things that are kind of weird, though. For instance, these bros are always saying things like, “Bro, you smell so good. Let me smash,” which is the kind of nonsense straight guys don’t understand. For instance, the arrogant villains I face-slap are always looking at me with heated, smoldering eyes, calling me a human space heater and saying I’m way too sexy… And most of all, the wine laced with aphrodisiacs that was supposed to be drunk by the heroine somehow gets drunk by me, the male lead!!! My heart races. In a daze, I end up in bed with someone, held tight around the waist all night, wrapped in sticky, humid passion, and I don’t even know who it was. But I still firmly believe I’m straight. Who says sleeping with a man means you’re not straight anymore? That night was just like getting bitten by a dog, okay!!! Hey, hey, hey! None of you are allowed to bring that up again! Crossed out! Don’t mention it again!!! Two months later, I look at my slightly rounded belly and my vanished muscles, holding the hospital report in my hands. The sky is falling! I’m losing it! How can a man get pregnant? Can even the Dragon-Aotian male lead get pregnant that easily? System: The Dragon-Aotian male lead is just that lucky! What makes me lose it even more is that four men show up one after another, each claiming he’s the father of the baby in my belly. Seriously? Is there anything more ridiculous than this!!! After I expose them, they shamelessly say they don’t mind being the kid’s stepdad! World 2: The Useless Cultivator Who Rises to Become a Dragon-Aotian (crossed out, actually a peerlessly beautiful cultivation furnace) I’m Wen Qing, still a dyed-in-the-wool straight guy! Straight as an iron rod! Straighter than a poker! I don’t understand why the Dragon-Aotian in this world has a cultivation-furnace constitution. Maybe this world has finally gone completely crazy. System: Being a cultivation furnace is the Host’s golden finger as a Dragon-Aotian! I kick the useless System aside. Though I don’t want to face it, as a talentless nobody with no cultivation, using my cultivation-furnace constitution really is the only way to rise to the top. So I set my sights on my junior apprentice brother, a cultivation genius who’s straighter than rebar. I don’t dare mess with gay guys. Straight guys are the safer bet. I use underhanded tricks against my junior apprentice brother and blindfold him. Then, with tears of sorrow in my eyes (after all, men don’t cry easily), I sit on him all night. I won’t spell out what happened. You can imagine it yourselves… My junior apprentice brother, a straight guy from Chongduan, seems to feel deeply insulted. He keeps roaring, demanding to know who I am, and shouting that he’ll kill me once he finds me. After that, the aloof junior apprentice brother keeps wandering around in front of me, completely out of character. I’m terrified he’ll split me in two with his sword. Whenever he tests me, I play dumb and say, “What? How could that be? No way…” Then I can’t help making a few shameless straight-guy jokes at his expense, and the pure and innocent junior apprentice brother leaves, his face red with embarrassment. At last, the Cultivation Alliance Tournament arrives. I make a stunning debut, face-slapping all the cannon fodder who’d been throwing their weight around in front of me. In the final match, against my junior apprentice brother, he suddenly grabs my hand, his eyes burning, and inexplicably says, “It was you that night, wasn’t it, Senior Brother?” I jolt, my attack goes wide, and the backlash knocks me unconscious. In front of everyone, the immortal physician takes my pulse and his pupils practically quake. When I slowly come to, I hear someone say, “Senior Brother Wen is pregnant!!!” Those words are like cold water splashing into hot oil. The whole sect erupts. My master, who looks down on all living things and always wears a poker face, suddenly has bloodshot eyes. He grabs my wrist, his expression twisted, and asks who the father is. Looking at him as if his wife had cheated on him, I rack my brain at high speed, trying to work out how to answer. “It’s mine!” Three male voices ring out at once. My senior apprentice brother, my junior apprentice brother, and the young lord of the Demon Realm all step forward, glaring furiously at one another? The scene falls terrifyingly silent. Me: “…” Haha, what a lively scene… Haha, everyone loves a bit of excitement… There are always so many people who want to be the father of the baby in my belly! World 3: The Dragon-Aotian Powerhouse with Superpowers in a Horrific Apocalypse (crossed out, actually the Mother of Monsters) World 4: The Top Alpha Dragon-Aotian in an ABO Interstellar World (crossed out, actually both Alpha and Omega) In the small worlds, he gets pregnant but never gives birth. The story is a bit of a guilty pleasure. The shou is the handsome and beautiful type. The main story is in third person. The gongs don’t get split into separate personalities, and the shou and gongs transmigrate through every world from start to finish. In each world, they transmigrate into a book with their memories wiped. Theme: Live well