Conquer the Tennis Club with a Farming System

"Shen Lian! What did you plant this time that made the referee pass out from the bitter taste?!"

"Healing lilies. They speed up wound recovery. The side effect is that they bloom."

"Bloom?! Did you make those two lilies growing behind Captain Yukimura?!"

"Mm. Pretty."

A silver-haired, expressionless transfer student joined the Rikkai University tennis club, always carrying a few suspicious-looking seeds.

[System Notice: Planting a Dream Pudding can improve your sense of taste. Side effect: The pudding will run away.]

So the entire school watched a long-legged pudding escape through a window as Bunta Marui and Akaya Kirihara chased after it, shouting, "Stop! That's my dessert!"

"Vice Captain Sanada! A hundred copies of your hat are raining down!"

"Too lax! Wait, why has Kirihara's hair turned into kelp? Can you eat it?!"

"Gourmet cells have awakened. Want to try some?"

"Try my head!"

From the Kanto Tournament to the National Tournament, Rikkai's world grew increasingly absurd.

The principal held a masterpiece made of corn kernels that were sprouting and wept with emotion. "This is art!"

Kunimitsu Tezuka looked at the tube of green gel in his hand. "Will this really heal my elbow?"

"Yes. Side effect: You'll turn green."

"..."

When lilies blossomed behind Seiichi Yukimura and he smiled as he said, "Let's farm together," the whole team broke down.

"Captain, wake up! We have tennis rackets, not hoes!"

#FarmingTennis #Rikkai'sDailyDisasters #CanWePlayTennisNormallyForOnce

December 26, 2025: This story was posted last December. I'm unlocking it and doing some revisions today. If you've read it before, you can read it again. I'll also add some new scenes later.

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