Yu Jin transmigrates to a cultivation world and becomes an Immortal Venerable, a high-risk job.
This familiar opening...
Good news: You don't have any personal disciples.
Yu Jin: "That's good."
Bad news: Your immortal sect is about to bite the dust, and so are you.
Yu Jin: "..."
System: So your mission is to change the fate of this doomed immortal sect before the deadline.
On top of that, the System requires him to submit a work plan every day, a weekly report every seven days, and a monthly report every thirty days.
The more Yu Jin hears, the more familiar it sounds. "Am I here to work?"
System: You can earn points by submitting reports. Points can be exchanged for cultivation or rare treasures. Heaven is about to entrust you with a great mission. The stronger you are, the stronger the sect will be!
Yu Jin thinks the System makes a lot of sense. After some consideration, he issues several new rules for the sect, effective immediately:
1. Strictly enforce the 996 policy: clock in every day, with no late arrivals or early departures.
2. Competitive performance reviews: pair inner-sect disciples with outer-sect disciples, one senior to several juniors. Conduct weekly group assessments and punish the lowest-performing group.
3. Set the rewards: Outstanding disciples can receive rare treasures and ancient famous swords. If you can think of it, we can provide it.
4. Punishment system: The group with the lowest cultivation will lose its only day off, and the disciple with the weakest cultivation in that group will also be reprimanded one-on-one by the Immortal Venerable with the worst temper and fewest friends.
Relying on myself is no match for relying on everyone. I'm already an Immortal Venerable, which means I've risen through the ranks to become the boss. Why would I work myself to the bone? If anyone's going to push themselves, it should be the disciples.
As soon as the news comes out, every disciple throws themselves into cultivation, terrified of being personally reprimanded by Yu Jin, whose temper is the worst and who has the fewest friends.
Except Bai Zhuyan, whose cultivation ranks dead last in the entire sect.
Week one: Bai Zhuyan comes in for a reprimand.
Week two: Bai Zhuyan comes in for a reprimand.
Week three: Bai Zhuyan comes in for a reprimand.
A month later, Yu Jin: "What a coincidence. It was you last time, too."
Bai Zhuyan: "...And the time before that, too."
A year later, the demon race attacks.
Demon race: "What the hell? Wasn't this supposed to be the weakest immortal sect? How can we not even beat the most useless sect? When will our demon race finally unite the cultivation world?!"
Career-driven, smiling tiger, popular pursuer x lazy, spoiled, and academically hopeless recipient
Theme: Love means helping you become your best self.