On the tenth anniversary of his marriage to Fu Ling, Narcissus finally got bored.
They were still madly in love and wished they could cling to each other all day, but after trying everything there was to try, life seemed to be missing a little... passion?
How boring...
Narcissus pouted and flopped back into bed, then started surfing the web with fervor. The next second, a trashy pop-up caught his eye.
"Relationship in crisis? Hit a wall in your marriage? Lost the spark in your love life? Don't worry! For just 999, get the Couples' Guide to Leveling Up Your Love Life (Cracked Version)! Choose from thousands of settings and play all kinds of roles. Full sensory immersion guaranteed, helping you experience a different life and explore a different side of your partner!"
"!"
A product this amazing actually exists! Buy!
Fu Ling was hanging bedsheets out to dry when he sneezed, a chill running down his back.
◆ Game World 1: Overworked angel x couch-potato demon
Help! What do I do about this great demon I found on my way home from work, disguised as a kitten and looking for free food and lodging?
◆ Game World 2: Protector general x hostage prince from a foreign state
A mystery: Why are the general's mansion and the hostage prince's residence connected? A capital-city ghost story: They say the general's courtyard wall is always haunted.
◆ Game World 3: Pure-hearted college student x flirtatious senior
I did your group project for you. How are you going to thank me? Junior, I have a spacious apartment with a bathtub near the school.
◆ Game World 4: Alpha general guardian x omega prince with impaired mobility
Mm, are you in heat? Teaching me about this should be part of your duties, shouldn't it?
◆ Game World 5: Stoic bodyguard x ailing tyrant
So why did you stay? Love or loyalty? Come die with me. Only the dead never leave.
◆ Game World 6: Gentle, guiding adoptive older brother x troubled, cynical little stray
Don't be scared. Now that I've taken you in, I'll see this through to the end. Your first priority is to study hard.
"Great! Let's set it up like this! We can open up the settings even more!"
Looking at the dizzying array of tabs, Narcissus's eyes lit up, and he gleefully picked eight hundred of them.
"Um... isn't this a bit much...?"
Fu Ling's face turned bright red. He pointed at an unspeakable tag, his voice trembling a little.
"Hmm? Do you want a divorce?"
"...Actually, that tag looks pretty good. Let's pick this one too."
Fu Ling x Narcissus
Gentle, devoted husband, top 1 x fiery, playful bottom 0
◆ Reader's Guide ◆
◇ A sweet little story about an old married couple playing a simulation game and falling in love in all kinds of worlds. Lighthearted everyday-life romance. The worlds may not appear in the order listed here, and the two may randomly lose their memories within each world.
◇ This is a postscript to The Toxic Slag. If you'd like to learn about the two protagonists' turbulent lives before marriage, please check it out over there ( ).
◇ Honestly, I got tired writing the serious story next door and wanted to write something spicy, with all kinds of settings to spice up our couple's life. So this is pure sweetness with no angst, everything in service of romance ( )( )( )
◆ Drafting... Updates will prioritize the serious story next door. I'll keep updating this one once it gets a few more saves! (200-300) With so few saves, I don't dare start posting yet. I'll end up with no rankings and no exposure, then no readers, and be stuck writing in total isolation. This has already happened with two books. Please understand, sob...
◇ The cover and character design cards were commissioned by the author. They all depict the protagonists, so please don't imagine them as other characters.
Theme: Love and peace
Praise this lemon tart while trying to cover your mouth
Our baby bus has also been served at the table... Ba? Shit
The cat is good 😚 😚 The cat is good 😚 😚 😚 The cat is good 😚 😚 😚 😚 The cat is good 😚 😚 😚 😚 😚
Teacher, you must update it quickly, I will always follow you
What a shallow pit, looking forward to it [Spread flowers]
It makes me laugh so much, the newborn gift package. Narcissus 😂😂😂
Hey hey hey hey it feels so fun