This world is not normal.
That was what Shiina Yuichi said.
When he presented his lawyer’s badge in Ace Attorney, his neighbor was out running. When he rescued the princess in Zelda, his deskmate was playing baseball. When he teamed up to hunt monsters in Monster Hunter, his gaming buddy said he was off to play volleyball...
A whole bunch of athletic guys with blond, green, purple, and blue hair came charging at him, shouting things about passion, bonds, and best friends.
Shiina Yuichi was deeply shaken and tried to make sense of this abnormal world.
He dug out a game called Tennis God Simulator.
Wait, who ripped out his quit button!?
“Friendly reminder: Don’t click on obscure knockoff games at random.”
On the tennis court, the captain wore a mustard-yellow jacket that never came off and casually robbed his opponents of all five senses. His opponent, meanwhile, shouted, “Be dazzled by this genius’s elegant play!” while hitting glowing tennis balls that spun at high speed.
Shiina Yuichi looked at the stats he had rolled in despair.
[Looks: 9/10]
(You’re sure to become the star of the court!)
[Strength: 4/10]
(Perhaps you need to eat Popeye’s spinach. It’s available in the shop for only 99,999 coins!)
[Agility: 10/10]
(Wow, your reaction speed beats 99.99% of people! You’ll never fail to pick a passerby’s pocket on the train!)
[Intelligence: 8/10]
(You can’t be the Gauss of mathematics, but you can be the Einstein of the court!)
[Stamina: 5/10]
(You can’t stand any prolonged, strenuous exercise. If you run out of energy, you might just fall asleep on the court!)
[Buff: None]
(Hahaha, you didn’t get anything!)
[Debuff: 100% aggro magnet (48H remaining)]
(Well, even if you haven’t done anything, people will think you’re provoking them!)
[Skills: Locked]
(Hahaha, you can’t do anything yet!)
After plenty of twists and turns, the player’s astonishing intelligence finally came in handy.
So what if it’s superpowered tennis?
Fight! Fight!
His inky black hair tied in a ponytail, he dominated the tennis court, shouting, “Heh heh, may the dark flames of purgatory consume everything!”
Opponents and teammates: Let the kid say his edgy lines if he wants to.
Before You Read:
· Comments are unrestricted. Turn them on for an even more entertaining read.𓆡
· The game’s full title is:
Tennis God Simulator: Eternal Summer, A School Tennis Story About Superpowered Players!
So this is a lighthearted, feel-good growth story with a comedic slice-of-life style, featuring friendship, school life, superpowered tennis, and more.
· The player gradually gets used to the game and is currently pushing his luck.
· Rikkai has 16 plus 3 members. Everyone is friends, and it’s a happy, family-friendly story. This is my take on a simulator, not a fourth disaster. (Emphasis!!! The protagonist genuinely sees everyone as good friends.)
· For more notes, see the author’s message in Chapter 1. (OvO)
Theme: Exercise regularly to stay healthy.
Oh my God, he did this to our Xiaojing! Condemn, condemn severely! (Fifty cents a piece, remember to delete)
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Here is Hong Se-hyun's "You just fell on your butt, your butt should hurt, idiot" in The Temptation of Going Home