What do you do when you accidentally transmigrate into a rather questionable book?
Su Zhiyu tried hard to remember the plot as he stared at the man in front of him, whose face had grown frighteningly dark. He wanted to cry.
"Why are you crying, you spoiled little thing? I haven't settled the score with you for using me and then tossing me aside."
I should've known better than to read this trash before bed! Aaaah!
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Su Zhiyu had transmigrated.
The protagonist's halo, being the most dazzling person around, a satisfying power fantasy plot... None of it had anything to do with him.
Because he'd become a background NPC destined to be cannon fodder.
In the original story, he was evil through and through. In the end, he was thrown onto a mountain behind the village and killed.
The good news: He had very few scenes to play. As long as he kept his head down, stayed within bounds, and followed his own storyline, he could make it through the whole plot.
Su Zhiyu breathed a sigh of relief. Maybe he could return to the real world once he finished the story.
Don't ask how he knew. That's how it always works in novels.
The bad news: The character he had to play was a spoiled, bad-tempered young master who was downright vicious.
The young master was so pampered he had to be fed his water, and wouldn't eat unless someone brought the food to his mouth.
If he got a grain of rice at the corner of his mouth, someone had to wipe it off with a finger. He also liked throwing his dirty clothes in his nemesis's face.
He would cry if he got a bump or a scrape, throw a fit if he didn't get his way, and needed to be comforted whenever he was in a bad mood.
He was also truly vicious. He couldn't stand A, so he threw him into the sea. He couldn't stand B, so he sent him out to the suburbs, where he disappeared without a trace. He was utterly lawless.
It was precisely this personality that made him so widely disliked.
In the original story, his own tantrums were what led him to his miserable end.
But Su Zhiyu didn't want to get killed!
According to his memories, the only person in the whole story who would turn a blind eye to his behavior and not make a big fuss was his nemesis.
At least he wouldn't end up dead.
So he started avoiding the protagonist and clung tightly to his nemesis instead.
Su Zhiyu: Waaaah, I'm just a little bad-tempered. You can't abandon me.
But since he still had to follow the plot, Su Zhiyu had to play the most villainous person around and go bother the protagonist!
Whenever the protagonist was getting into the mood, Su Zhiyu would show up with a basin and splash water around, claiming he was just passing by.
Whenever the protagonist hugged someone, Su Zhiyu would sweep the floor with a broom, shooing people away as he went.
When the protagonist got married, Su Zhiyu would barge in carrying a speaker, chugging one drink after another and sobbing that he couldn't let go and couldn't forget...
In the end, the protagonist found his happy ending, and Su Zhiyu cried again.
At last, he didn't have to toss effervescent tablets into someone's drink, or catch crickets and put them in someone's bed, or bare his little tiger teeth to scare someone with a fierce look.
But when he woke up the next day, he found an arm around his waist.
Su Zhiyu: ???
No, he had to run. He absolutely had to run.
"Bonus Scenes"
1. Do you think you're evil?
Su Zhiyu: I think I'm really evil! I even tossed effervescent tablets into someone's drink. I'm so sorry TT
2. What do you have to say about your nemesis?
Su Zhiyu: Thank you for sparing my life.
3. Anything else you want to say?
Su Zhiyu: I'm just a little bad-tempered and a little awful. Cut me some slack, okay? ovo
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Reader's Guide:
A spoiled, adorable bottom who thinks he's a villain x a top who gets completely ensnared and has no idea what's going on, all while convincing himself the bottom likes him
① One-on-one romance, both virgins, a fluffy, silly sweet story.
② He's not actually completely evil. The story portrays the behavior that the bottom himself thinks is evil. He acts out what he considers evil. (In reality, he's adorable to the extreme.)
③ The original protagonists won't get much page time. They'll mostly just appear as part of the plot, without any special focus. The bottom's role is to bother them and play the little villain.
④ The nemesis has a plotline with the bottom, and later in the original story he wasn't bad to him, which is why the bottom remembers him. The original character setup says that the bottom keeps provoking his nemesis, so they'll have interactions.
Theme: Love yourself well