Team Leader Li Doesn’t Want to Date Today, Either

[A 34-year-old mature top × a 19-year-old illiterate puppy bottom. A sweet little story about the bottom chasing the top.]

Li Yingchi and Fang Youjin broke up.

Fang Youjin asked for one last goodbye, and Li Yingchi didn't refuse. In the empty office building in the middle of the night, Fang Youjin sat on the desk and tilted his head up to ask for a kiss. Li Yingchi gently pulled him into his arms and swallowed his stifled sounds, just as he had every time before.

Until he saw a shocked face peeking out from behind the sofa.

Li Yingchi didn't stop. He gave the secret onlooker a cool glance, then ignored him without a care. He was just a new intern. Nothing important.

Who knew the intern seemed to have something wrong with his brain? He actually started shipping Li Yingchi and Fang Youjin, and even brought it right to the couple's faces.

What did “Leopard and Kitty, please get back together” mean?

What did “I'll do anything if it means I can watch rich people fall in love” mean?

Li Yingchi didn't understand, and didn't want to. Get back together? Impossible.

Fall in love? He never wanted to do that again.

Li Yingchi casually called the head of HR. “Fire him. Right now.”

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Jin Zhengjia never imagined that on his very first day interning in the real world, the mighty young master of the Jin family would catch Market Team Leader Li and Vice President Fang having an affair.

His chairman father strictly forbade office romances. So naturally, Young Master Jin had to... protect their relationship!

After years of hanging around in the anime and fandom scene, he'd seen every kind of drama. But he'd never shipped a male-male couple before. This time, he was going to ship them to his heart's content!

Top 1: Gorgeous face, perfect figure, legs longer than your life. Absolutely incredible.

Top 1: Decisive, swift, and able to get things done without bloodshed. Absolutely incredible at his job.

Top 1: Soft lips, hard abs, and down there... Ahem. In short, absolutely incredible.

Bottom 0: ...The bottom is a person too.

Young Master Jin happily clocked in and came to the following conclusion about the company's future: playing games is better than studying, and shipping couples is better than interning!

The head of HR asked with a big smile whether he was having any trouble at work. Jin Zhengjia thought for a moment. “Actually, there's one thing.”

He took the head of HR to the door of Team Leader Li's office. Through the gap, he saw Team Leader Li leaning against the desk, one long leg bent, chatting about work with his ex yet again.

Jin Zhengjia gritted his teeth and was about to blow up, but then Li Yingchi looked over and beckoned him.

“Jiajia, come here.”

Jin Zhengjia's tail wagged like a helicopter's. He turned and quickly told the head of HR, “Team Leader Li doesn't want to date anyone today either. How am I supposed to get him to fall for me? Send me a hundred-thousand-word project report!”

The head of HR looked out the window.

The sky was clear, the universe at peace. Another day of wanting to blow up the company. ^^

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Reading Guide:

1. The top is 34, the bottom is 19, with a 15-year age gap. Mature office-worker top × illiterate puppy bottom. The bottom pursues the top. A silly, sweet urban romance.

2. Team Leader Li is a little jaded, a little fatherly, a little tragic, and a little swoon-worthy. His character isn't perfect, so read with caution.

3. The final couple will be madly in love with each other, with incredibly strong mutual feelings. Not suitable for readers who are particular about top/bottom roles.

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My Brother's Dao Companion, Who Died to Prove His Dao, Has Come Back to Life

My brother is the best sword cultivator in Xuantiannan. He follows the Path of Ruthlessness, yet he has a Dao companion.

The Path of Ruthlessness, you know how it goes.

But his Dao companion was no good person. He destroyed sects, broke immortal swords, and ruined lineages. People called him the...

Sword Demon.

The immortal sects joined forces to hunt him down, and in the end they subdued him. The final strike to banish evil and defend the righteous was given to my brother.

My brother, dressed in robes as white as snow, struck the Sword Demon down with one blow, destroying his spiritual roots and cutting off his path to survival.

He killed his husband to prove his Dao and ascended to immortality.

Who says no one ever graduates from the Path of Ruthlessness? My brother is the exception!

Of course, all that came from a storyteller in a teahouse. My brother ascended when I was only three, so I never got to see him show off as he killed his husband to prove his Dao.

As an immortal's younger brother, I live a very comfortable life. I have an endless supply of cultivation resources, and the immortal sects all praise me as a swordsmanship genius seen once in four thousand years, second only to my brother and the Sword Demon whose name must never be spoken.

But recently, I've had a little problem. The Dao companion my brother killed, the Sword Demon whose name must never be spoken, has come back to life.

The immortal sects are in a panic. They petitioned my brother to deign to descend to the mortal world and kill his husband one more time.

My brother didn't come.

So they came to me instead.

They said the younger brother should pay for the elder brother's debts, and that the Dao companion my brother failed to kill for good should now be mine to deal with.

That actually sounds pretty reasonable.

I've spent years living in my brother's shadow. It's time for me to have my moment!

I rushed to the Sword Demon's home, but he blocked the sword strike I'd spent my whole life perfecting with a single finger.

My life-bound sword broke. I'm doomed! I looked at the Sword Demon's pale, beautiful face and cursed inwardly:

Screw being a swordsmanship genius seen once in four thousand years! I knew those damn immortal sects were just flattering me and pulling my leg!

I dropped to my knees in front of the Sword Demon and clung to his leg. “Sister-in-law, my brother really is a piece of trash! How about you be with me this time around?”

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A hundred years ago, Liang Jingshan died by his Dao companion's sword. He never thought he'd get another chance at life.

Now that he has been reborn, he has no interest in swordsmanship, a Dao companion, or ascending to immortality. All he wants is to visit the graves of old friends, pour them a cup of wine, and see the parts of the mortal world they never got to explore.

But he let go of the past, and the past did not let go of him.

The immortal sects see him as a great threat and have mobilized their forces to kill him once again.

But this time, his former Dao companion, who once killed him with his own hands, no longer points his sword at him.

The aloof Immortal Venerable, his white robes stained red, drops to his knees like a blood-soaked demon crawling into the mortal world.

“Senior Brother, what will it take for you to forgive me? Would you forgive me if I died?”

There's one more thing that's different.

The little dumpling he remembers has grown into a graceful young man. The way he stands with a sword is as elegant and upright as anyone from the Wenren family. But the sword at his fingertips is pointed at his own brother.

The young man is like a small beast protecting its master, standing in front of him, covered in wounds from a bloody battle and baring his fangs.

“Anyone who hurts him deserves to die! Especially you, my brother.”

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Sword Demon top × younger brother bottom

An overpowered top who crushes everyone despite being nearly out of strength

Theme: Make your way through the thorns