Can I Please Not Be Called Liu Rumeng?

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[Blurb]

What genius author came up with eight side characters all sharing the name "Liu Rumeng"?

What genius author killed off one of the "Liu Rumengs" in the very first chapter?

Me! It was me!

I transmigrated into the book I wrote and became a nobody who dies in the first chapter. The Prince of Ning beats me to death with a rod, then has me executed by a thousand cuts. My mental state is just peachy.

This bastard of a prince is possessive, sensitive, and suspicious, with a temper that changes on a whim. He also loves grabbing people by the throat. I really can't take it anymore, so I give him a piece of my mind... and then another.

Who gets it, folks? You really can get addicted to dancing back and forth on the edge of death.

At first, the Prince of Ning treats everyone the same: numb, indifferent, and merciless... As time goes by, the Prince of Ning, who was above the concerns of mortal life, is slowly tamed by the Liu Rumengs and loses his lofty tastes.

His attitude toward me starts to go off track too.

The Prince of Ning darkens his expression. "Hmph!"

Translation: Rumeng stopped calling me an idiot. She must not love me anymore. *Sobs.*

The Prince of Ning gives me a cold look. "Hmph!"

Translation: Rumeng has started insulting other people. She must not love me anymore. *Sobs.*

The Prince of Ning tosses his head. "Hmph!"

Translation: Rumeng cares about another man. I don't stand a chance. *Sobs.*

Then one day, a villain tries to assassinate me, and he shields me with his own life...

Wait, is this boring, old-fashioned man just a tiny bit too deeply in love with me?

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Before you read:

1. I had a great time writing this, and I hope you'll have a great time reading it. Comments on individual chapters are open, so the fun will multiply many times over!

2. This book has to be written in first person to really hit the spot. You'll understand after reading the first chapter. No explanation needed.

3. A fussy concubine x a tsundere prince. Yes, it's historical romance, but there are also modern-day scenes, so the timeline gets delightfully chaotic.

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[Coming Soon] I Sneezed Three Times in the Immortal Realm

The little immortal Yonghua is a hardworking, conscientious, and diligent celestial groundskeeper.

One day, a superior immortal with a worried look approaches him to assign him a "secret mission."

It turns out the Matchmaker has run off to have fun, leaving no one to manage marriages across the Three Realms. As a result, the birth rate has plummeted, severely affecting the cycle of reincarnation.

With more and more "single dogs" appearing throughout the Three Realms, Yonghua's superior decides to keep the truth from the higher-ups and have Yonghua tie the romantic bonds instead.

If he messes it up, it'll be his problem.

Yonghua lives up to expectations. He goes to the Tree of Marriage and ties three red threads that cause a sensation in Heaven and the mortal world.

Obviously, he'll use himself for the first one.

Holding one end of the thread, he's full of confidence and just about to tie it when he suddenly sneezes.

"Achoo!"

Huh? What did he connect by mistake?

[Yonghua x Immortal Tree]

Well... it's fine. He's sure he won't fall in love with a tree.

Oh, right. He heard the Celestial Lord is pressuring his son, the God of War, to get married. He'll tie his second red thread to the God of War.

Suddenly, he sneezes again. It seems he's connected the wrong people once more.

[God of War x Demon Princess]

This is getting serious.

They seem to be sworn enemies, destined to fight to the death.

What should he do?

He might as well let it happen. A union between immortals and demons could bring peace to the world, right?

Yonghua decides to stop choosing people and just grab a random red thread to tie.

"Achoo!"

[Evernight x ?]

Yonghua looks up to see who he's accidentally connected this time.

Wait, how can there be a [ ? ] in the Three Realms?!

He hurries off to ask his superior for an explanation.

The superior immortal comes to take a look, gasps for breath, and complains through tears, "Yonghua, Yonghua, do you know who 'Evernight' is?"

"Who?"

"The one in the Hall of Eternal Life, the only true god whose lifespan matches that of Heaven and Earth. Who on earth have you made him fall in love with?"

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