Officer Hagiwara's Great Jujutsu Adventure

Hagi-chan died.

Hagi-chan came back to life.

After being blown up by a bomb, Hagiwara somehow turned into a cursed spirit and shrank into a seven-year-old child.

What kind of cursed spirit is born from people's fear of bombs? And he was a bomb-disposal officer! How did he end up as a cursed spirit who makes bombs?

"It's love! Their love cursed you, and that's why you became a cursed spirit!" said a certain white-haired man in sunglasses.

You've got to be kidding! What love? If anyone cursed someone, it was me cursing Matsuda, right?

He thought back to his childhood friend, who had sworn at the funeral to his sister that he would catch the bomber and avenge him. For the umpteenth time, he regretted saying those words.

"If I die, you have to avenge me, okay?"

That really was just a joke!

"So what do I have to do to get my body back?"

He wanted to return to normal, to stand before his friends and family again and apologize for leaving them behind so soon.

"Didn't you get blown to pieces? Maybe you'll have to find all your scattered parts before you can put yourself back together." That was the interpretation of the strongest sorcerer in the jujutsu world.

What kind of fruit-merging game is this? No, wait, what kind of Hagiwara Kenji assembly game?

Even though he was a police officer in life, who could guarantee that a cursed spirit would stay true to its principles after death?

The newly formed humanoid cursed spirit was forced to sign a series of unfair contracts with the strongest sorcerer alive. Backed by the Gojo family and Tokyo Jujutsu High, he became a member of the jujutsu sorcerers' ranks, exempt from the exorcism list.

The conditions were that he take on missions for his guarantor, Gojo Satoru, look after kids, buy sweets, and handle all kinds of odd jobs, big and small.

Hagi-chan: So what if I'm a cursed spirit? I'm still a wage slave...

Damn Six Eyes! Now he didn't even have time to go have a friendly cuddle with Matsuda!

After signing away his freedom, Hagiwara the cursed spirit wandered all over Japan in search of the parts of himself he had lost.

And then he saw things he really shouldn't have.

Who was that scruffy, bearded hulk carrying a sniper rifle? Could that really be his pure, kind, gentle, adorable angel, Hiromitsu?

And that fox who smiled like a male model and oozed charm from every pore? Give him back his serious, earnest, upright, friendly golden-haired teacher, damn it!

The two undercover agents posing as bottles of fake liquor: ?

They had the strange feeling that someone was staring at them with a chilling gaze.

Hagi-chan: Waaaah, what is this awful organization? Give back his dear, sweet, lovely colleagues!

Just when he'd managed to steady his crumbling worldview, a strange cursed-spirit organization tried to recruit him, inviting him to create a world ruled by cursed spirits.

The brain in the jar: Oh, newly born Special Grade cursed spirit, surely you too despise the humans who radiate malice! Join our harmonious and friendly family, and let's build a beautiful, harmonious new world together!

Hagi-chan: Thanks for the offer, but I'm a police officer.

What gibberish are you spouting? I don't understand a word. Just you wait, I'll throw every last one of you in jail.

And so Hagi-chan, traveling between the worlds of Detective Conan and jujutsu sorcery, began a wonderfully (troublingly) eventful life: working for the jujutsu world, saving his colleagues, going undercover among cursed spirits, and searching for a way to become human again.

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The Six Eyes was having a breakdown.

The whole world had gone bizarre for no reason since November 7.

Since when did Tokyo have a Beika Town?

The Tyrant of the Star Plasma Vessel was still alive?

And when had Haibara come back from the dead and become a teacher?

After a whole string of inexplicable events, the only good news was that Geto hadn't defected.

But the bad news was that Geto had gone to Beika Town to become the leader of a monkey cult.

At long last, he had found a newly born Special Grade cursed spirit to use as a breakthrough.

So how did the kid know everyone in the world?

Hagi-chan: I have no idea! They all rushed at me shouting about friendship and bonds.

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Officer Matsuda was Tokyo Metropolitan Police Department's top bomb-disposal expert in the Mobile Unit.

"I'm sorry, Hagiwara. I couldn't keep our promise..."

"What stupid promise? I told you, that was just a joke!"

A handsome face suddenly appeared right in front of him.

Officer Matsuda: Huh? Is this my life flashing before my eyes?

The next second, the bomb went off inside the gondola. And it was... a tiny firework?

Not far from the Ferris wheel, Nanami had a hideously ugly man pinned to the ground.

"Bombers are scum!"

Scotch, a codename member of the liquor factory, was an undercover agent secretly infiltrating a transnational criminal organization.

On the rooftop, Rye grabbed the barrel of his gun and said in a low voice, "I'm with the FBI..."

The next second, footsteps sounded. While Rye was distracted, Scotch pulled the trigger...

The death he had expected never came. The bullet stopped one millimeter from his chest and went no farther.

"Thank goodness! I made it in time! Hiromitsu, come with me..." His long-dead colleague suddenly appeared before him and grabbed his wrist, ready to drag him away.

"Wait! Hagiwara! I have to die..."

Hagi-chan: Die? Just pretend, that's all! Gojo

"Unlimited Void."

Captain Date was a detective with the First Investigation Division, out on a call.

After staying awake for a day and a night, he didn't notice a truck speeding toward him.

The next second, he went flying

Huh? Why hadn't he landed yet?

He opened his eyes to find a giant bird clutching the back of his collar and dangling him in midair.

Date: ?!

Wataru Takagi: Put Date-san down, right now!

Hagiwara: Megumi! Put the captain down!

Sakai Megumi: Nue.

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A little promotion for my next upcoming novel: Magical Girl Beating Up Cursed Spirits

[Crossover: Jujutsu Kaisen / Detective Conan / Puella Magi Madoka Magica]

[Female lead is a super-strong girl and a violent healer]

[The female lead has a one-sided crush on Hiromitsu Morofushi; everyone else has a one-sided crush on her]

Yun Jingfu was born with a birthmark on her face and abandoned at an orphanage. Bullied from childhood, she had a miserable life.

She thought she would spend the rest of her life living helplessly in pain, until an accident brought her into contact with the other side of the world.

What were these ugly monsters? And what was this Kyubey, chattering away about making a contract with her?

Yun Jingfu knew there was no such thing as a free lunch, but when she saw her crush, upperclassman Hiromitsu, lying in a pool of blood, she still signed the contract and became a magical girl.

"Whoa! Geto, look! It's a magical girl, just like in the anime!"

The two strongest sorcerers had hurried over to save the day after sensing cursed energy.

Watching the magical girl inside the school building beat up a cursed spirit with a magic wand, Gojo Satoru couldn't help exclaiming,

"But... can you even use a magic wand like that?"

"That's so bloody and violent!"

Because her wish had been to eliminate impurities, Yun Jingfu gained a purifying ability similar to the Reverse Cursed Technique.

Since she hadn't yet mastered her magic, she had to physically beat a few Grade 2 cursed spirits into oblivion.

After casually shaking the blood off her magic wand, Yun Jingfu was invited by two strange people to enroll at Tokyo Jujutsu High.

"It's such a waste not to have a mage with a body this strong train at the school!"

Yun Jingfu immediately turned them down!

What school? She'd never heard of it!

First of all, she was going to get into the University of Tokyo and become a lawyer or a doctor!

Did they know how much lawyers and doctors made in a month? And jujutsu sorcerers? What kind of niche job was that? She'd never even heard of it!

What was the employment rate? Were the career prospects good? Could she make a fortune?

Second, was her upperclassman Hiromitsu at the school?

The kind, good, beautiful, adorable, angel-like Hiromitsu Morofushi!

Back then, because of the birthmark on her face, her status as an orphan, and her extraordinary strength, Yun Jingfu had never dared get close to Hiromitsu Morofushi.

Now that she had become a magical girl, her birthmark was gone and she had a beautiful face.

Of course she had to try to win Hiromitsu Morofushi's heart!

"Is that so?"

Gojo Satoru gave a cold laugh, then took off his sunglasses, revealing breathtaking good looks and the fee a sorcerer earned for one mission.

Yun Jingfu: !!!

Gojo Satoru: Pretty lady, Tokyo Jujutsu High has the handsome men and the money you're looking for!

Yun Jingfu: I'm enrolling! I'm enrolling right now!

Yun Jingfu: Just so we're clear, I'm only doing it for the money! It has nothing to do with the handsome men! My heart still belongs to Hiromitsu-senpai!

Gojo Satoru: Sure, sure, got it. Just enroll first!

Bonus scene:

Shoko Ieiri: Truth time! Xiaofu, describe the person of the opposite sex you like most.

Yun Jingfu: The person I like has beautiful blue eyes...

Gojo Satoru: Could it be...

Yun Jingfu: A gentle personality that makes you feel the warmth of a mother...

Suguru Geto: Don't tell me...

Yun Jingfu: A careful, methodical attitude toward studying, and a serious, dependable approach to work...

Kento Nanami: Yun Jingfu...

Yun Jingfu: I'm going on a date with him next weekend!

Yu Haibara: Question! So who is it, exactly?

Yun Jingfu: The most perfect person in the world, Hiromitsu Morofushi!

Everyone: Huh?

Who?

Theme: Redeem yourself, save your friends, fight evil, and build a harmonious, happy family