After I Took the Emperor for Granted and Abandoned Him

Wen Xingjian transmigrated into the young heir of a marquis's estate.

Since he couldn't go back, he decided to live for today and enjoy himself while he could.

Taking advantage of his family's wealth and power, he forced himself on a down-on-his-luck, handsome man. The man was over eight feet tall, straight as a lone pine, and so refined and handsome that he was exactly Wen Xingjian's type.

After one night of passion... Wen Xingjian had a great time.

But he enjoyed only five percent of it. The other ninety-five percent was unbearable.

He may have been huge, but Wen Xingjian couldn't handle him. Time to run!

Later, when the new emperor ascended the throne, Wen Xingjian went along with his cheap father to have a look.

Thousands of officials paid homage. The new emperor sat on the dragon throne, dressed in an embroidered robe, his face impassive and his presence intimidating.

Wen Xingjian: He looks kind of familiar. Better take another look.

One look was all it took for Wen Xingjian to be escorted straight to the Hall of Heavenly Purity.

The young emperor held Wen Xingjian by the waist and leaned down to ask, "It's been a long time. Do you remember me now, heir?"

Wen Xingjian wept so hard he could barely catch his breath. "I remember, I remember!"

He was still just as bad in bed as ever...

Later on, Wen Xingjian inherited his title and rose to the highest ranks of the court.

He wielded real power at court and enjoyed the emperor's favor in the inner palace. For a time, everyone envied him.

Rong Ji thought this would let him keep Wen Xingjian by his side forever.

Who would have thought Wen Xingjian would run away again?

This time, he faked his death and left without a trace.

After all, no matter how wonderful wealth and luxury might be, nothing was better than keeping your butt intact! Being a wealthy idler and lying flat was great. Wasn't life all about lying flat?

Half a year after faking his death, familiar hoofbeats came chasing after him. Wen Xingjian turned and ran, forgetting to bring even his valuables, but Rong Ji caught up with him anyway and cornered him in the carriage.

Wen Xingjian clutched his butt in terror.

But Rong Ji was very gentle, teasing him bit by bit until Wen Xingjian had to cover his mouth, afraid to make a sound.

"I made a point of learning... I'll make sure you enjoy it from now on, all right?"

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