[Western Crossover] An LA Native in London

(Modern Family + Sherlock + a little Hollywood + a little The Big Bang Theory + a tiny bit of Red and Blue)

A control freak who loves three-piece suits x a math genius with an odd quirk and the ability to make wishes come true

Elias Maximus Delgado-Pritchett hates trouble, talking animals, and talking animals who cause him trouble.

If Sherlock is human, Mycroft is a humanlike nonhuman, and Eurus is a nonhuman who doesn't bother acting human,

then Lilo is a nonhuman who became a humanlike nonhuman through the power of family love, and is trying hard to become a person who seems human.

Content warning: 19-year age gap. The protagonist doesn't have much of a moral compass (and in some areas, none at all).

Not a paid release.

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"[Hollywood/Marvel] The Brat of the Dunphys"

School parent-child dynamic: charming Dorian x Tony, like a brother and father

As adults: imposing height difference, a giant dog always ready to cause trouble x a proud cat who is just as formidable

A car accident on the streets of New York made Tony develop an uncontrollable attachment to the little kid who happened to be nearby.

The child he had just soothed into tears copied his movements the next second and wiped away Tony's tears.

Someone wanted him to see a therapist. He knew it wasn't normal, but the kid was just a child.

Besides, Dorian didn't want to let go of him either.

Who does Dorian hate most? Without a doubt, the obnoxious brat who lives on the hill.

But since the other boy cries so pitifully and seems unable to live without him, Dorian doesn't really mind changing how they get along.

How about spending all that brat's money?

As adults:

Dorian said, “You like me.”

Tony said, “It's hard not to like you.”

Dorian said, “You love me.”

Tony said, “It's hard not to love you.”

He kissed the lips so close to his own. The scent of the same men's cologne he'd worn for over a decade reached him even before the burning warmth on his cheek.

Dorian pressed closer, step by step, and said:

“Other people wouldn't punch me like you do.”

He starred in a fast-food commercial at four and completed the sweep of every major Best Supporting Actor award at nine.

He founded an investment company at twelve and became a true producer at fourteen.

From Rome to the heart of Rome, all Dorian could say was:

“I've had the best luck, Tony.”

Theme: Misfortune may be a blessing in disguise, and blessings may hide misfortune.