Original title: "Brother, Open the Door, I'm Your Sister-in-Law"
What do I do if, after kissing a gorgeous 180-cm guy, he shrinks to 168 cm the next day while I grow taller?
What do I do if my teammate's perfectly done nose shows up on my face the next day?
Obviously, we debut! (shrugs)
Heaven and earth are in chaos. How could keeping it together be a punishment? Lee Eun Soo is the great connector at the center of the K-pop world, linking both sides.
And somehow she got a tiny little company listed on the stock market? Aren't you supposed to be the funny girl!
Fans: If I've committed a crime, just tell someone to come shoot me.
Get close to her and you get close to the chaos; stay away from her and you miss out on the fun.
Can sticking with her bring us big results?
1. To make sure our female lead eats well, all the male leads are assumed to be at the peak of their looks.
2. She's Lee Eun Soo, Lee Eun Seo, Silver Silver Girl, Silver, and 124.
3. American bunny-type main dancer, currently studying acting at Sungkyunkwan University, debuted in aespa 5.
4. The timeline will be adjusted.
5. Golden finger in Chapter 6, debut in Chapter 20.
6. Male leads: NCT/RIIZE/EXO.
Student version:
SM (mysterious) formula:
aespa = 1/3 Girls' Generation + 1/2 Blackpink
They're Silver Taeyeon, Bronze Taeyeon, Iron Taeyeon, Silver Jennie, and Silver Jisoo.
It would defy heaven and reason if this group didn't become popular.
Metaphysics version:
Lee Eun Soo and Yoo Jimin are a "snake coiled around a rabbit, destined for wealth," while she and Kim Min Jeong are the company's "mountains of gold and silver." At the same time, the rat-loving aespa has welcomed two youngest members born on the same day, month, and year.
From then on, aespa has three dragons and two horses in the group, always full of energy, blazing with action, and forever lively. So, do we have any risk of flopping?
Zoo version:
It's a zoo, a menagerie, a wilderness animal park:
Here we have: a black mamba, a queen bee predator, Angel No. 48, wild-man chicken stew, shell chicken, Kwon Jiyong, a Tyrannosaurus, a mantis, a Pomeranian, an elephant, a fox, the silly little puppy Dongdong, a monkey, an INFP butterfly, a cat, a pig, a rabbit, a donkey, and a mouse.
We're aespa, a whole different animal!
Honor of Kings version:
KPL stands for K-Pop League, the K-pop idol league.
The five-player wilderness team made it to the finals, and Winter Emperor Taiyi was banned from the very start!
The lineup now consists of:
Gan Jiang and Mo Ye directing traffic in America, the sly wide rice noodle Zhong Kui spinning like a windmill, Cao Cao with god-tier triple jumps who loves a Nike smile, and Dian Wei who's been keeping his ultimate active for two and a half years!
Player Lee Eun Soo has picked her signature hero, Yang Jian. High damage with her left hand, even higher damage with her right. She sends every opponent flying without discrimination. Everybody move, good fortune is on its way!
Funny version:
Praise the venomous snake, praise the venomous snake, the Venomous Snake Gang is something else: beautiful, armed, and famed throughout the ages!
Greedy Snake, wow, so thoughtful! Tech Snake, my goodness, what a great personality! Tomboy Snake, so clever! Four-legged Snake, how grand! Cobra, so civilized!
We aespa are yyds, snakes forever!
Title blurb archived: 2025-9-21
Theme: Love grows over time
