(Hunter X Hunter) The Life of a Cat-and-Mouse Champion

body{background:url(http://oi52.tinypic.com/2nb8xth.jpg)} Blurb: Veteran explorers who have spent years investigating ruins often tell me, "Walk the night roads often enough, and sooner or later you'll meet a ghost. When you set out, always remember to carry a blessed protective charm." I'm a two-star Hunter, one of the world's top five. Why should I be afraid of ghosts? Better to rely on myself than pray to Buddha. But one day, after I successfully emerged from a ruin, I didn't meet a ghost. I met a pervert! Any one of you veterans, please! Take pity on me! Give me a charm that can keep perverts away! Note: The pairing is set! Ging and Hisoka are versatile, and I say that because even I can't quite figure out which of these two is the top or the bottom. If that's not your thing, please leave. Later on, Ging may well be bullied by Hisoka into becoming a snarky commentator. Welcome to Longmao's Cave, where you can find the author's QQ number! It's a magical way to get me to update~ Long live snark, parody, smut, and harmony!!! My new Naruto story. My completed stories. Another one of my BG stories. My new BG story about a professor. Here's a summary of my updating habits: 1. During a story's honeymoon period, I update daily, usually for the first 30,000 to 50,000 words. 2. If a chapter gets fewer than two comments, I'll stop updating for one month to half a year. 3. When readers ask me to update another story, I'll definitely go back to it. If that story gets more comments than the one I'm currently updating, I'll switch back to the original story. Since I only update one story at a time, the current one will go on hiatus for two weeks to two months. I currently have four ongoing stories. 4. If all my stories have fewer than two comments, I'll work on a new one. All stories will be on hiatus for two weeks to two months. In short: comments and requests to update are my only motivation. Mm~