Hey, Slacker, Can Your Boyfriend at Tsinghua or Peking University Take You Along?

Cheng Ruikang has the looks to go with his grades, the emotional intelligence to match his smarts, and the knack for making money by singing about it.

He thought he'd drift through life in this county town, until he met Cui Yi, a stubborn mule with a sharp tongue and an explosive temper.

The guy obviously liked him, but wouldn't admit it.

Hot water in his cup in the morning, a hand warmer in his coat pocket in winter, and sitting by his bed all night when he had a fever.

If that wasn't liking him, then Cheng Ruikang didn't know what was.

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Cui Yi was sent back from the capital to his hometown. His grandparents went to a lot of trouble to get him into a school in the county town.

The dorms were too run-down, so he rented a room off campus.

What a coincidence, his landlord was that weird deskmate of his.

His deskmate was suspicious of everything and kept asking all kinds of bizarre, nonsensical questions.

"Cui Yi, you haven't fallen in love with me, have you?"

"Cui Yi, you don't like me, do you?"

"Cui Yi, you definitely like me!"

Obviously, someone had stopped playing basketball to protect him and made sure to walk home with him right after school every day.

Obviously, someone sniffed him all day like a dog. Bro, you smell so good.

Obviously, someone climbed into his bed every night, claiming, "The fan's broken."

So how did it end up being him who fell in love?

That guy was seriously messed up.

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Cui Yi was the top scorer in the capital's college entrance exam. On the day the results came out, the admissions offices of two famous universities took turns bombarding him with calls.

The top scorer cleared his throat. "May I ask... if I enroll at your university, can I bring my boyfriend?"

The top scorer's boyfriend snatched the phone and hung up. "Cui Yi! Are you seriously doing this?!"

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Funny county-town guy × hot-tempered capital-city prince in exile

Switches!!!!!!!

County-town school life, sweet and sour, wholesome and delicious.

Cheng Ruikang is really bad at studying and won't get into college.

The pacing is fairly slow.

It's about two supposedly straight guys turning each other.

There's lots of dialect... (not very accurate, for ease of understanding)

Here's a preview of my next-next-next switch couple pre-release novel, "A Suicide Note"

He Xuyao had a falling-out with his family and went to work at his father's factory, keeping his head down where nobody would expect him.

His team leader was very young, even younger than him. He was gentle and considerate, and spoke softly.

When He Xuyao made a mistake, he never scolded him. He was always kind.

Until one day, He Xuyao was so tired he accidentally fell asleep in the team leader's bed. He touched the letter hidden beneath his pillow by chance. Its title was "Suicide Note."

He looked up, and the usually gentle team leader punched him. "He Xuyao! Who the hell told you to touch other people's stuff?!"

He Xuyao × Li Li

Switch couple! Happy ending! No tragic endings, they're too painful 🥺

The next one will be an O/A story, short and beautiful top Omega × cute, handsome, inferior Alpha bottom. The top gets pregnant. A silly, sweet little story.

Message: Study hard and keep improving every day