The main point of this story: pure, unadulterated fun.
The style: utterly and absolutely absurd.
It's a feel-good story where everyone loves the protagonist, but the protagonist doesn't return those feelings.
Tentatively told in first person.
No content warnings.
P.S. This story is wild and absurd, and comes with no content warnings. It's a work of fiction written by an overworked wage slave losing their mind. For entertainment only; don't overthink it.
Updates whenever inspiration strikes. Read at your own risk!!!
Theme: Love life and be kind to yourself