Madland [Infinite Weird Tales]

【Welcome to the Madlands】 【Congratulations, you have acquired a talent: Random Organ Awakening and Evolution】 【Current evolution progress: 70%】 Not long after Xu Lan was dragged into the Madlands, her body fell apart. All she had left was her brain. As for her other organs... “Appendix” greeted everyone with a straight face. “Liver” had quite a temper. “Small Intestine” stood at attention and pledged its loyalty. “Eyeballs” chattered nonstop. “Gallbladder” was one step away from awakening. “Brain”: “Stop, stop, stop! What is all this nonsense? Where’s the heart?” The other organs: “Boss, forget the heart! We need to figure out how to survive!” Ten years later, this is the Madlands survival guide compiled by the ultimate brain, veteran player, and expert at staying alive, Xu Lan: 1. There are three factions in the Madlands: the Free Wilds, the Order Fortress, and the Extremist Church. You don’t get to choose. Your faction is assigned when you arrive. Don’t worry, the biggest difference between them is their appearance. The people of the Free Wilds are all more bizarre-looking than the last. The people of the Order Fortress are all more “human-looking” than the last. The people of the Extremist Church are all more “geometric” than the last. 2. Energy bugs are the only food. The red ones taste best: soft and chewy without sticking to your teeth, sweet and delicious. P.S. Eat sparingly. These things are hard to catch. 3. Rules for getting things done: First, if you can use your brain, don’t use your hands. Everyone here is extremely civilized and well-mannered (not really). Second, when you have no choice but to fight, hit them as hard as you can if you can win. If you can’t, run. Don’t risk your life. 4. Don’t be afraid of the dungeons. They’re actually pretty simple. If someone drills a hole in your skull and tries to dig a stone out of your brain, move your brain into your stomach and hide until they go away. If a night-blooming cereus wants to parasitize you so it can live forever, let it. Think of it as a pretty accessory. If someone wants to turn you into a kite, say no. Otherwise, they’ll peel off your skin, grind down your bones, and pull out your tendons. P.S. If you want to fly, you can accept the offer. 5. Believe in your brain without wavering, and always be suspicious of your heart. P.S. This definitely has nothing to do with my heart running away from home. 6. There are only bizarre horrors in the Madlands, no gods. Neither God nor Buddha can reach this place. When you feel like you can’t go on, shout: “Blue God, save your believer!” P.S. Blue God might be busy. 7. Pay attention to this one: I suspect the Madlands aren’t a game, but a real world where a single thought can mean heaven or hell. P.S. Whatever. If it’s a game, I’ll clear it and kill every boss. If it’s real, I’ll turn it upside down. I’ll make the rules of this world. That’s all for now. When I uncover more of the Madlands’ secrets, I’ll tell you in private. Now, come explore this crazy world with me! Written by Xu Lan in the year 202 of the Madlands. Anonymous comment: If you can see this guide, it means the original Xu Lan is dead. (Shh.) – Premise: “There is only one true heroism in the world: to love life even after seeing its true face.”, Romain Rolland