Welcome to the world of crazy land
[Congratulations on getting the talent: Random Awakening and Evolution of Organs]
[Current evolution progress: 40%]
Not long after Xu Lan was pulled into the mad world, her body fell apart. She only had one brain left. As for the other organs——
The "Appendix" greeted him seriously, the "Liver" was a little angry, the "Small Intestine" stood at attention and saluted to show its loyalty, the "Eyeballs" kept chattering, and the "Gall Bladder" was one step away from awakening.
"Brain": "Stop, stop, stop, what's this mess, where did the heart go?"
Other organs: "Boss, don't worry about your heart, think of a way to survive first!"
Ten years later, Xu Lan, the most powerful brain, veteran player, and desperate man, summarized the Mad Land Survival Guide:
1. There are three forces in the Mad Land, namely the Free Wilderness, the Fortress of Order and the Extreme Holy See.
You don't have a choice, they were assigned when you came. Don't worry, the biggest difference between the three is only their appearance——
The people of the free wilderness are more grotesque than the last;
The people in the Fortress of Order are more "human-like" than the others;
The people of the extreme church are more "geometric" than the other.
2. Energy bugs are the only food, and the red ones are the most delicious. They are soft, waxy, non-sticky, sweet and delicious. PS: Save your food, this thing is hard to catch.
3. Principles of doing things: First, don't do anything that uses your brain, because everyone is a very civilized and very qualified player (bushi); second, when you have to take action, fight to death if you can win, run away if you can't, and don't risk your life.
4. Don't be afraid of copies, it's actually very simple——
If someone were to cut a hole in your skull and try to dig out the stones from your brain, you would put the brain in your stomach and hide away;
If the epiphyllum wants to parasitize on you and realize that it will never wither, then let it go and treat it as one more beautiful ornament;
If someone wants to make you into a kite, please refuse, otherwise he will peel off your skin, grind your bones, and pull out your muscles. PS: If you want to go to heaven, you can also accept this offer.
5. Please firmly believe in your brain and always doubt your heart. PS: Definitely not because my heart has run away from home.
6. There are only grotesques and no gods in the crazy earth world. Neither God nor Buddha can reach here. When you can't hold on, please shout loudly: "Blue God, please save your believers!" PS: Blue God may not be available~
7. Key points: I suspect that Mad Land is not a game, but a real world, a world where one thought is heaven and one thought is hell. PS: No matter what, if it's a game, just beat it and kill all the bosses; if it's a real world, just overturn it. I will set the rules of the world.
Let me summarize these first, and then I will tell you quietly when I find out more secrets about Crazy Earth.
Start exploring this crazy world with me now!
Xu Lan wrote it in 202, Mad Land.
Someone left a message: If you can see this guide, it means that the original Xu Lan is dead (shh).
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Purpose: "There is only one true heroism in the world, and that is to still love life after recognizing the truth of life." - Romain Rolland
Reader comments
This episode is a bit of a failure. Using sexual humiliation to retaliate against the villain is a bit disgusting.
It's gone again, just making up for it
You've gone too far. They are fully responsible for my blood sugar spike today.
He is very progressive and applauds Xun Huan. Although it is Chu Liuxiang who speaks the sweet words first, he still accepts them anyway. Even though I am the same, hey, I have to be content and cannot demand too much from him.
Watching Xun Huan makes me feel self-contemptuous, which is both funny and something I should get used to. Ordinary middle-aged people, right? With a face that is causing harm to the country and the people, but still feeling that time is making people grow old, I really want to scold them for not giving up Versailles. Can we leave a way for real ordinary people to survive? Although it is definitely incomparable to when I was twenty, my back still hurts, so this tells us that we need to try new tricks early.
The population is booming and it's so lively.
They are all about the same age. The goddaughter is the eldest, and Achen is half a year older. If the cousin becomes pregnant in two years, the fourth child will be 2-3 years younger. Ye Kai is probably about the same age.
It's also nice to still have contact with Pei Shixian, and his and Changping's children, everyone's childhood sweethearts, play together. Xiaosi was very funny. What a magical operation it was to change his surname and his seniority. But with such a rebellious father, the Pei family would not care about such a trivial matter. Chang Ping might even feel kind to him when he saw it. The two children who were raised in pursuit of pleasure have both entered official careers. Then one leaves the world and the goddaughter goes into business. It is so perfect.
The last gift was so sweet that I couldn't bear it. We were still in love at 40, so we had to stick together and get rid of everyone to live in a world of two, right? It's even more fun to have fun and worry about it. If one is a pragmatist and the other is an optimist, if they complement each other, they should be together for a lifetime.
I really like this kind of copywriting [red heart]
It's tied, the author cheers up [][]
Ahhhhhhh, so sweet
It's tied, I admire the big brain, please update quickly [laughing]
The author seems to prefer Yun Yehaha. Let's balance the drama a little bit. I want to see Shura Field as soon as possible. In addition, it would be nice if the protagonist could gradually regain his energy and do something he wants to do on his own initiative. His current mental state is quite worrying.
I guess they deliberately left the heroine behind to see how the secretary would react, and then cooperated inside and outside to break through the ghost realm. Isn't the secretary the director of the factory?
Teacher, will the heroine have cp? Will cp be physically and mentally clean?
This episode is a bit of a failure. Using sexual humiliation to retaliate against the villain is a bit disgusting.
It's gone again, just making up for it You've gone too far. They are fully responsible for my blood sugar spike today. He is very progressive and applauds Xun Huan. Although it is Chu Liuxiang who speaks the sweet words first, he still accepts them anyway. Even though I am the same, hey, I have to be content and cannot demand too much from him. Watching Xun Huan makes me feel self-contemptuous, which is both funny and something I should get used to. Ordinary middle-aged people, right? With a face that is causing harm to the country and the people, but still feeling that time is making people grow old, I really want to scold them for not giving up Versailles. Can we leave a way for real ordinary people to survive? Although it is definitely incomparable to when I was twenty, my back still hurts, so this tells us that we need to try new tricks early. The population is booming and it's so lively. They are all about the same age. The goddaughter is the eldest, and Achen is half a year older. If the cousin becomes pregnant in two years, the fourth child will be 2-3 years younger. Ye Kai is probably about the same age. It's also nice to still have contact with Pei Shixian, and his and Changping's children, everyone's childhood sweethearts, play together. Xiaosi was very funny. What a magical operation it was to change his surname and his seniority. But with such a rebellious father, the Pei family would not care about such a trivial matter. Chang Ping might even feel kind to him when he saw it. The two children who were raised in pursuit of pleasure have both entered official careers. Then one leaves the world and the goddaughter goes into business. It is so perfect. The last gift was so sweet that I couldn't bear it. We were still in love at 40, so we had to stick together and get rid of everyone to live in a world of two, right? It's even more fun to have fun and worry about it. If one is a pragmatist and the other is an optimist, if they complement each other, they should be together for a lifetime.
I really like this kind of copywriting [red heart]
It's tied, the author cheers up [][]
Ahhhhhhh, so sweet
It's tied, I admire the big brain, please update quickly [laughing]
The author seems to prefer Yun Yehaha. Let's balance the drama a little bit. I want to see Shura Field as soon as possible. In addition, it would be nice if the protagonist could gradually regain his energy and do something he wants to do on his own initiative. His current mental state is quite worrying.
I guess they deliberately left the heroine behind to see how the secretary would react, and then cooperated inside and outside to break through the ghost realm. Isn't the secretary the director of the factory?
Teacher, will the heroine have cp? Will cp be physically and mentally clean?
When can it be updated?