
Synopsis
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♥︎︎ Chuunibyou, spoiled young lady who acts brave but is actually a coward x scheming, fake-flirt playboy older brother / stoic, cold-faced, fiery younger brother
♥︎︎ BG | SC | The order of the pairings has no significance
1/
Nuo Xiaoyang was born spoiled. The only hardship she'd ever known was eating an unripe pomelo. A pampered young lady who loved staying home, she spent her nights debating which Aurora brand sea-view game skin to cover her villa with, while people her age stayed up late working overtime.
After she transmigrated into a comic as a useless Guide, the original owner was falsely accused of losing an important chip. Without batting an eye, she sipped her coffee and said as she walked past:
"Is that so? Then I'll quit."
The white-haired, tragically beautiful protagonist was peerless in human history, and her top pick had almost every popular appeal imaginable. As long as he became her darling husband, she had nothing to fear! But Aurora seemed to hate her.
Their first meeting began with her cutting through the plot to rescue him. She wanted to treat his wounds, but the moment she came close, his lips pressed together until they turned deathly pale. When she accidentally touched his arm, he scratched at his skin until it was a bloody mess.
In the past, people had always wished Nuo Xiaoyang and her boyfriends "ninety-nine forever." At last, she broke down. In the middle of the night, sobbing, she decided to leave the human race behind, but a pair of hands slipped under the covers and gently wiped away her tears.
"Y-y-you, don't come any closer!"
"But you're in a bonding heat."
The man's whisper was like a spell. She was so frightened she tried to get out of bed, but her body was too weak, and he kept pulling her back into his arms. He sweet-talked her until morning. Exhausted, she managed just one sentence: "You seem like a different person."
"Heh. Did you mistake me for that coward?"
Chang Ye laughed slyly in the dark, his pretty face cracking like a mask. The man before her wasn't her favorite character. He was the illustrious head of a noble family, her favorite's twin brother, the one who would chop her favorite into pieces in the comic. Her sworn rival.
"So you're the one who's got my little brother all worked up?"
"You're pretty average."
(╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻
"Die, die, die, ah, ow..." (She gets smacked on the forehead.)
2/
Later, the coworker who had framed Nuo Xiaoyang was fired, and everyone who had bullied her mysteriously vanished. Things had gone a little off course.
Her darling husband had turned out to be Chang Ye. Rumor had it that when Chang Ye went on a mission, the only things on his belt were his communicator and Nuo Xiaoyang.
She resisted for a day, then quickly accepted it.
Chang Ye might have a terrible personality, but he had the same face as her favorite. If she just kept his mouth shut, he was a delicious substitute. She'd gotten a bargain!
"A-are you running a fever?"
That night, Chang Ye simply held her face, blushing and silent. Nuo Xiaoyang asked anxiously. This was so unusual...
Or maybe it was cute. His passionate kisses turned into little pecks. If she could, she hoped he'd stay quiet forever.
But this slow torment was just too cruel!
"You... don't like me anymore?"
As if he'd sensed something, he asked in a clingy, dejected voice.
This was bad. The more Nuo Xiaoyang looked at him, the cuter he seemed. A troubling thought struck her: Was she really a fickle woman who moved on to someone new so easily?!
The entire floor-to-ceiling window burst open. Aurora stood in the gale, his face dark as if he'd climbed up with his bare hands. But this was the eightieth floor!
She tried to explain herself
"Tsk. Coward. Give him back to me."
That tone...
(╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻*2
"Are you two brothers insane?!"
"If you're going to steal from each other's bowls, then neither of you gets to eat!!!"
3/
Nuo Xiaoyang was driven to a nervous breakdown by their antics.
She could never tell who was trying to win her over. Was the person in front of her an illusion, or were there really two of them? Just as she was fretting over having no excuse to escape, several major powers in this dangerous city came looking for her at once.
The military, searching for an S-rank Guide strong enough to stand alone.
A secret organization in dire need of an S-rank Guide to overthrow corporate control.
The All-One Sect, which slaughtered S-rank Guides without blinking.
Every last one of them said she was so powerful that even the sun had to give way.
"As expected, I'm destined to be the beautiful girl who saves the world!"
With a kick to the door, Nuo Xiaoyang packed her things and ran away from home.
Two identical faces appeared above her.
Thinking fast, she declared righteously:
"Fight it out. I'll go with whoever wins!"
(Thoughts: Hehe, once you start fighting, I'll make a run for it.)
"You think going with him means you can get rid of me?"
It didn't go as she'd imagined. Chang Ye doubled over laughing, while Aurora remained silent. What did that mean? He leaned close to her ear and said, each word a stab to the heart:
"Twins share a psychic bond."
(╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻*3
"Damn you, official character guide!!!!!!"
"You can't cut something this important, aaah, mmph..."
┬─┬ ¯\_(ツ) Highlighted reading guide:
★ A cold-blooded comic setting, East Asian cyberpunk, with extensive original Sentinel/Guide worldbuilding.
★ Chuunibyou, spoiled young lady who acts brave but is actually a coward x scheming, fake-flirt playboy older brother / stoic, cold-faced, fiery younger brother
[Spirit Forms] Collecting otter x predatory shadow tentacles / pitiful little orca
★ The twins may talk tough, but they're devoted to the heroine in both body and heart. Rotating 1v1 pairings by stage + shared love-triangle showdown. Melodramatic, melodramatic, truly melodramatic, dark and intense.
Theme: Our journey is... going home to sleep.
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- The Sole Fan of the Conjugate Twins' Guide共轭双子的单推向导Former title · until Oct 2026
