A beautiful actor who's warm on the outside, timid on the inside, and has a bizarre way of thinking x a cool, handsome god official who's coldly dark-hearted and behaves in surreal, bizarre ways | Pretty bottom, handsome top | A couple on totally different wavelengths, 9999
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Award-winning actor Zhu died young, but landed the lead role in a melodramatic BL drama in heaven?
According to an insider, Zhu may have fallen in love with his Inspector during a test...
Zhu Xun: ...
Zhu Xun: I'm straight. Stop spreading rumors.
After ascending to heaven, Zhu Xun arrived at the reincarnation center to be reborn, only to run into a bug the moment he landed.
Security Angel: [Zhu Xun, male, never been in a relationship.]
Brain Scanner: [You have a romance-addled brain~]
Zhu Xun: "?"
Wait, that can't be right, can it?
So he was forced to join the romance-addled section and take a reincarnation test.
[Welcome to the simulated romance world. Matching you with your ideal Inspector...]
[Relive your past-life romances. Pass three rounds of testing to be reborn!]
[Good luck with your test, Mr. Wang Ergou!]
Zhu Xun gave a bitter smile. "You've got the wrong person, haven't you? My surname is Zhu."
Wang Ergou was the idiot who stabbed him to death...
He suddenly froze.
Wait, Wang Ergou was gay!
Male contestant No. 1: A cuckold fetishist with an IQ of -250
Male contestant No. 2: A seed-spreading machine who leaves offspring everywhere
Male contestant No. 3: A lunatic who can't understand a word anyone says
Zhu, a homophobe, frantically pinched his philtrum. Did he really have to play a gay man?
[Test Requirement 1: Dump every man]
[Test Requirement 2: Earn your Inspector's approval]
After hearing the announcement, he felt a little better.
They should've said so sooner. Dumping men would be easy. As for the second requirement...
He'd thought it would be difficult, but it turned out to be surprisingly easy.
Zhu Xun realized that his Inspector treated him with extraordinary tenderness. Whenever they acted together, he was always walking on eggshells, liable to get gayed at the slightest slip.
His Inspector was good to him and handsome, too. Too bad he wasn't gay. When a man was nice to him, he could only become sworn brothers with him, not kiss him!
All he could do was firmly clarify: "Bro, I'm straight."
Tu Zhou: "That's okay."
Zhu Xun: "??"
* Set in an alternate reality, with virtual elements and role-playing.
* Contains an enormous amount of melodramatic love-triangle drama, a lethal dose of love rivals, and gender-bending fanservice.
P.S. The top and bottom are absolutely devoted to each other, with mutual feelings as strong as giant arrows. What do you do when your darling is constantly coveted by other men? Beat them all to death with sticks!
* The bottom is straight at first (deep in the closet and slow to catch on), and the top is a patient man, too.
Theme: Love yourself before loving someone else. Choose a person by their heart.
Zhu Xun: I'll fight with you guys who are cats and dogs!!!
This chapter is also called: "Desperate video of early homophobic (?) Straight man accidentally entering the gay circle" When I slapped someone, I almost thought there was going to be the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms (No)
No poking, self-righteous straight men are the best.
Guaiguaibang: You don't understand, the most obedient time is when people are unconscious)
This world is so crazy hhh. Go live with CP, you think this CP name is weird, it means something good in a way; you say it means good, but you think it is weird hhh.
Hahahahaha VIP guest in heaven