Three Kingdoms Travel, Golden Finger Blind Box, Absurd Tucao Style, Late Warning for Mild Abuse, HE Ending
Contains unscientific plots and rewriting of history, do not like to lightly spray
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Ma Xiaotian, a college student, played a game and made a wish to "ask the gods to take him flying." As a result, he closed and opened his eyes and landed directly in Lu Bu's military camp. Facing "Lu Bu among men" holding Fang Tian's painted halberd and full of evil spirits, Ma Xiaotian tremblingly pressed the only golden finger in his head - [Blind Box Wishing System].
He originally only wanted a life-saving artifact. Bite! Blind box is open! Only a small pink plastic flower appeared in the palm of the hand. As the switch was pressed, a magical electronic sound filled the serious Three Kingdoms Camp: "Hakimi North and South Mung Beans..."
Lu Bu was silent. Chen Gong was shocked. Is this the legendary master who can determine the world?
Since then, the painting style of the Three Kingdoms has undergone a sudden change. When the two armies faced each other, others fought for formations, and Ma Xiaotian distributed little yellow duck umbrellas to the entire army; at a banquet, where others competed with each other for eloquence, Ma Xiaotian took out cumin and chili powder for a barbeque barbecue; when beauties were at odds, others used a chain trick, and Ma Xiaotian listened to pop rock for Diao Chan.
Everyone knows that Lu Fengxian had unpredictable courage, and now he is assisted by a "genius from heaven" who acts crazy. Only Ma Xiaotian knew that he was just trying to survive. Only he knew that the god of war, who was feared by the world, would take off his armor late at night and stare awkwardly at the twisting plastic toy in a daze.
Until the foot of Xiapi City, the sky was full of wind and snow. The blind box system coldly prompted: [The most advanced wish has been unlocked. Please pay the price. Ma Xiaotian finally understood that all seemingly absurd gifts had already been secretly marked with prices.
Intention: The weight of desire
