Lan Ning transmigrates into an old-school erotic novel.
As the heroine, she has to complete 13,056 acts of erotic performance art with 203 men, while also listening to their domineering CEO lines and occasionally acting out scenes where they grab her by the waist and promise her everything.
When she hears the horrifying news, Lan Ning tries to run off that very night. But along the way, she's forced to complete a beginner quest: give an unknown man an aphrodisiac called Yangqilu.
The man is tall and long-legged, and his face is utterly captivating. Lan Ning is thoroughly satisfied afterward, but still decides to have a serious talk with the System.
So the System binds her to one man, compressing the 13,056 acts she was originally supposed to perform with 203 men into just one man: Xia Yuanyi, the Crown Prince of Daqi.
The same Xia Yuanyi who, in the original story, was tangled up with the heroine for ages without ever being seduced, and later fought her to the death!
The book describes him in just sixteen characters: radiant as pearls and jade, with a celestial face; cold and fierce, suspicious, and inscrutable.
Fortunately, the System has a bit of a conscience. It tells Lan Ning that, early on, she can randomly complete a small number of the book's acts to keep the world running.
Including, but not limited to: biting knuckles, grabbing someone around the waist from behind, interlacing fingers...
Lan Ning: Ugh!
Just looking at those acts, she already knows what the positions are, okay?!
Meanwhile, the domineering CEO lines are also compressed onto another person: Xia Yuanzhao, the third prince, who has also transmigrated into a book.
So Lan Ning lives a happy (?) life, sometimes acting out a domineering CEO scene, and occasionally flirting with Xia Yuanyi at the risk of her life.
Then, because of the distance between them, Lan Ning's CEO quests have to be rebound to a new person, and the person they bind to is Xia Yuanyi. What drives her even crazier is that all the CEO lines meant for those men are given to Lan Ning herself!
The backlog of quests suddenly floods in.
Quest One: Plant one hand against the wall and say to a male character in a low voice, "Why are you only getting here now?" Then hold his chin and say domineeringly, "You'll never escape my grasp."
Quest Two: Publicly declare war on anyone who approaches a male character, saying, "Stop! How dare you touch my man?" Defend the dignity you hold as the heroine.
Quest Three: Clasp a male character's hand tenderly and say, "What if your hand gets tired? It's not your hand that's tired, it's my heart!" Show the deep love you feel as the heroine.
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When Lan Ning sees Xia Yuanzhao again, she immediately changes the binding.
That day, she follows the System's lines and says to Xia Yuanzhao, "Were you trying to seduce me on purpose? Then let me tell you, it worked!"
She slips into her domineering CEO persona, speaking passionately: "I permit you to become my ma..." The next second, a hand grips her wrist.
A man stands behind her, his eyes on his third brother, but his words are directed at her. "Does he know we've already been intimate?"
Later, as the number of acts rapidly dwindles from 13,048, Lan Ning lies in a flower field, bullied until tears blur her eyes.
The man no longer holding back wipes away her tears and whispers in her ear, "Why are you crying? When you drugged me that day, did you never think this day would come?"
Note:
1. The heroine is adored by everyone.
2. A quick list of important male characters: an ascetic, scheming male lead, a sinister second prince, a cold-faced bodyguard, and a pure-hearted young general.
3. A comedy, feel-good revenge story where the heroine keeps turning the tables and leveling up.
Theme: Strive tirelessly to improve yourself
It's so delicious. I eat it.
Dear author, when will it be updated?!!
Baby, I haven't updated it for a long time. Is writing just a hobby? [Hold your thighs]
Can't wait to see the kiss 🤗
[Orange Candy] I got it and I have to kiss it in the next episode 🐶🌹
Kiss it, kiss it, aw aw aw [purple sugar] kswl [purple sugar] kswl [purple sugar] kswl
Step 1: Create an opportunity to get close 🐰
🤩 Come on kiss kiss
So happy ~ Updated early in the morning 😚
I have read it, it would be great if it could be made into a film and television version 🐰