Lin Qingyou is the heroine of an explicit romance novel. She has to get intimate with the male leads while healing their tragic pasts, wage social wars and slap faces at an elite academy, and complete her academic and career storylines, all to reach a Mary Sue ending as the academy's goddess.
Lin Qingyou is a low-energy, socially anxious little mouse of a person. When she heard about all the plots she had to complete, she completely shut down.
Do it all day, then all night, then again in the early morning.
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Lin Qingyou: "I can't do it."
System: "If you can't do it, you'll die."
Lin Qingyou: "Then let me die."
Just as she was about to give up and wait for death, the System told her some shocking news.
Her novel had been adapted into a danmei story!
Now a beloved, universally adored male character was going to steal the male leads, slap her face, and take her place as the heroine!
System: "He's your enemy. Go fight him!"
Lin Qingyou: "What enemy? He's clearly my family!"
At last, someone else would share this damned plot. She had to befriend this wonderful person!
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Xie Mingcong is the beloved, universally adored bottom in a danmei novel. Everyone loves him and is obsessed with him, willing to live or die for him. But with the ability to read minds, he finds it all dull.
A bunch of idiots with nothing but dirty thoughts in their heads.
Until one day, a cheerful voice mixed in with all those vile thoughts.
[My dear family, I'm here!]
[I've told you, he's not family. He's your love rival! He's the universally adored bottom who's going to take your place as the heroine!]
[This is great! With him around, I won't have to go through the explicit scenes anymore. Thank you, my dear family. Sacrifice yourself so I can be happy!]
[...]
Sacrifice himself for someone else?
That was the last thing Xie Mingcong would ever do.
What a joke. Since they were both protagonists,
They could share the burden of this filthy world.
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With the universally adored bottom as a shield, Lin Qingyou no longer had to worry about the male leads harassing her and could happily withdraw into herself.
But barely a few happy days later, the beloved bottom confessed to her.
As everyone screamed in disbelief,
the beautiful boy leaned close to her ear, grinning maliciously.
"Dear heroine, welcome back to this filthy world."
Lin Qingyou: "!!!"
Damn it, System, you never said the beloved bottom was a yandere!
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Forced into having a beloved, universally adored boyfriend, Lin Qingyou consoled herself.
A bottom is great, a bottom is wonderful. They're delicate and weak, and one push will knock them over.
She was sure to have the upper hand!
Later.
Lin Qingyou: "Why did you get taller?! Why do you have muscles?! Why is your stamina so incredible? This is so out of character, aaaaaah!"
Xie Mingcong: "How else am I supposed to satisfy you?"
Lin Qingyou: "..."
Weren't you supposed to be a delicate, easy-to-push-over bottom? Liar!!!
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Couple: High-energy yandere, universally adored bottom x low-energy, socially anxious heroine of an explicit romance
A sweet little bedtime story
Theme: Love can overcome prejudice